Trigger wrote:

Harlow is 8)

That's when I stopped listening...

Trigger wrote:

Been to Glasgow, M74 to the Airport. That was enough!

Seriously, I did stay there. A week at the Hilton, Glasgow and two weeks at the Glynhill. Wouldn't go out of the hotels during the dark hours.

Don't think you'd get many Manchurians arguing with keeping Liverpool TBH.

Hey Trig mate, was this you?

Man Threatens Hotel Staff With Gun

No one was injured on Saturday afternoon after a 41- year-old Harlow man brandished a firearm at the Hilton Hotel in Glasgow and began yelling at guests.

Shortly after 4 p.m. Strathclyde Police received a 999 call reporting a man was in possession of a loaded firearm at the hotel on William Street, according to a police press release.

Dispatchers were advised that a man had exited one of the rooms with a black handgun and began yelling at hotel guests who were standing in the parking lot below his room.

As officers responded to the room, the suspect, later identified as a Mr I. P. Trigger, telephoned the police and advised he had a gun and would shoot any Glaswegian who came to his door.

Dispatch remained on the telephone with Trigger and attempted to calm him down.

After several minutes of speaking with the dispatcher, Trigger advised he would not harm any officers and agreed to surrender.

Trigger exited his room unarmed and was taken into custody after being placed under arrest.

A loaded firearm was located within Trigger's hotel room and it was seized as evidence.

Trigger, from Harlow, was booked on a charge of exhibiting a firearm and having an unhealthy attitude toward Glasgow and Glaswegians.

His bail was set at £5,000.

Mr Trigger later apologised to the good people of Glasgow stating that a box set of Rab C Nesbitt DVD’s he had been viewing had given him a very shaded view of Glasgow.

This in turn had placed him in a state of high anxiety and alarm during his stay.

Trigger wrote:

It was the Paisley one I made my observations from. A real eye opener and no mistake. it was like a film scene from Escape from New York! Harlow may have its faults, but nothing on the scale of Glasgow.

Stayed at the Buchanan Arms at Drymen for a month. That was quite nice, particularly the food, but then north of the city, so out of the quarantine zone.

Paisley is hardly Glasgow, thats like saying Harlow is part of Birmingham.

Trigger wrote:

It was the Paisley one I made my observations from. A real eye opener and no mistake. it was like a film scene from Escape from New York! Harlow may have its faults, but nothing on the scale of Glasgow.

Stayed at the Buchanan Arms at Drymen for a month. That was quite nice, particularly the food, but then north of the city, so out of the quarantine zone.