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Garagegmx
 


Member Since: 09 Feb 2014
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The Doctors

Half an hour ago I was phoned by the Doctors surgery.

"The Doctor wonders if you could make a routine appointment to have your bloods taken?"

Slightly surprised I said, yes, no problem, when do you want me in?

"Next August, he wants it done on your birthday month."

You mean in 11 months?

"Yes, August 2015"

WTF! Can I make an appointment now?

"No"

Will you contact me nearer the date?

"No"

Okay, I will try to remember .........

Is that bizarre or what? Shocked
  
Post #134648723rd Sep 2014 12:51 pm
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drmcw
 


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Look on the bright side; in his professional opinion you should make it to your next birthday Laughing
  
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A friend needed a full medical for a job he was about to do,and the Doctor asked him how much he drank..." A lot less than you" he replied......he passed.... Wink
I got my blood pressure taken last month, and was asked if I wanted bloods done....it's just for cholesterol and blood-sugar levels,to see if youre in the diabetes-risk zone....got called back for the blood-sugar reading,but the re-test reading was a lot lower.... Confused
I think I got a letter a couple of weeks before.....11 months does seem a bit extreme
 "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...

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Post #134652523rd Sep 2014 1:38 pm
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Garagegmx
 


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It was all I could do to stop myself laughing tbh.

I'd only had my bloods checked in July - maybe he'd got my birthday month wrong or couldn't count.

Anyway, my blood sugar we're slightly high. The good Doctor asked me if I had fasted before they had been taken. I told him no, no one had told me to. He said had the person taking them asked if I'd fasted and I said no, he finally asked me who'd taken them, I told him YOU.

Didn't ask me any other questions after that or want to redo the test. Wouldn't mind but he's a near neighbour. Suprised he didn't ask me my name despite my eldest has been for a sleep over with his son. Laughing
  
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