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Why does any respectable company use couriers like Yodel.

Yes they might be slightly cheaper than the slightly more respected courier companies.

Delivery today to a business address between 5pm and 7pm.

Now surely that should be ringing alarm bells at Yodel, let me think delivery to a business at the end/past normal business hours.

Well managed to get some work done in peace outside normal work hours.

Come 6:45 two stops away. At 7:10 go home and by the time I get home the delivery is back at depot.


Supplying company going to cancel that delivery and send a new consignment out.

So the quid or two saved on first non delivery is well and truly lost on carriage cost etc sending replacement one out, plus lost of a returning customer in the future.



Brendan
  
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The Censored we are trying to buy a house from. Even typing the details would cause a mental breakdown...
 
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I'm troubled by this ... mainly because it's on a site where the kind of answers it would receive on here would cause snowflake armageddon so I can't reply "no ... they can do 10mph over the limit for each passenger they have"





however, I'm going out for a beer or 3 so may reply to it later Laughing
  
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HWN wrote:
The Censored we are trying to buy a house from. Even typing the details would cause a mental breakdown...


Is this a different house to the dead horse one?
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Didn't dare ask that.
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Pelyma wrote:
HWN wrote:
The Censored we are trying to buy a house from. Even typing the details would cause a mental breakdown...


Is this a different house to the dead horse one?

Yes! Very Happy This is one we wanted to buy before the dead horse one (which is still for sale). We have now exchanged contracts but the solicitor said it was the most ridiculously and unnecessarily complicated purchase he'd dealt with. It got to a point where I was confident I could convince a judge and a jury to give me permission to murder someone before the event rather than have a trial afterwards. I must go and do some deep breathing exercises....
 
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Is it Wales again? Never trust the Welsh, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sorry George. Embarassed
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Yep. Near Lampeter.

I now need to find out how to manage calcareous pasture... Shocked
 
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Stick sheep on it.
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Pelyma wrote:
Is it Wales again? Never trust the Welsh, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sorry George. Embarassed


Interesting - I have just been stung by a Censored welshman buying an item, not from this forum though.
  
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The people who caused us grief were English. Wink
Apart from laughing at my attempts at speaking Welsh, the Welsh have been very helpful. Thumbs Up
 
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Charliecloud wrote:
Pelyma wrote:
Is it Wales again? Never trust the Welsh, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sorry George. Embarassed


Interesting - I have just been stung by a Censored welshman buying an item, not from this forum though.


It was just a laugh I’m afraid, I’m of Welsh descent and holiday there most years. The quote was Obi Wan Kenobi’s description of Mos Eisley space port in New Hope.
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Quote:
The quote was Obi Wan Kenobi’s description of Mos Eisley space port in New Hope


Or, as I call it, just 'Star Wars'.
 
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