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DSL
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Ukraine 

I blame the nanny state. Whistle

Getting my goat! Laughing
   
Post #176973127th Jan 2017 9:30 am
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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England 

for me - its F****k calls from some tw@t in India who tells me he's from Microsoft and theres a problem with my computer. There will be if I ever meet him, as will it still work when shoved where the sun dont shine.

rant over
Al
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Gareth
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I herd from them too. Told them to hoof it.
  
Post #176974127th Jan 2017 9:43 am
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Famousfive
 


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Ukraine 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 GS Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

^ I work from home a lot and if its just me and the dog I keep them going till i'm put through to the real mean Censored and then let rip Laughing

They've stopped calling now Big Cry Rolling with laughter
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Post #176974327th Jan 2017 9:46 am
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LT
 


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The condescending look I got from the woman who clearly thought my dog was an out of control sex pest. Of course it was nothing to do with the fact that her bitch was in season. Banging Head Twisted Evil
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Post #176975127th Jan 2017 10:07 am
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BLFarrar
 


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It's that sort of thread...

Got to work this morning to meet a colleague who when driving in to work encountered two (big) dogs on road who wouldn't move...
He got out of his car to shoooo them away
One dog a large thing like a n Alsatian with some husky features jumped into the passenger seat & wouldn't budge
So he was successfully hi-jacked....
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Post #176989327th Jan 2017 1:54 pm
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J77
 


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Religious numpties banging on the door, trying to "save" me. I don't care what someone believes in, just don't bother me with it Evil or Very Mad
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Post #177009927th Jan 2017 6:49 pm
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BigandScottish
 


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What boils my Censored ?

constant calls from ambulance chasers telling me there is unclaimed money from your accident and i need to take it as its burning a hole in their pocket!!!

Censored Censored
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Post #177011127th Jan 2017 7:14 pm
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BigandScottish
 


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J77 wrote:
Religious numpties banging on the door, trying to "save" me. I don't care what someone believes in, just don't bother me with it Evil or Very Mad


Rolling with laughter
Had some at the door a few years ago, said yeah come in ,let me tell you about MY beliefs!!

Playing death metal and talking about satan, was a short conversation!
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Garysdisco
 


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Jeremy take us back to the Censored 70s Corbyn Evil or Very Mad
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Black leather.
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Post #177014627th Jan 2017 7:58 pm
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UtilityGuy
 


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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

today it was the wife telling me she wanted to go to bloody Tescos just as we are passing the slip road to enter the dam shopping area, just off a duel carriageway doing 60mph in the Disco !
  
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Someone-Gone
 


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The U.K. - the way we, the masses are controlled by the state and the elitist 0.1%. Told via mass media what to think, what to do, our life expectations, when they live so differently. Evil or Very Mad
  
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Hocks172
 


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Most (people) who only call when they want or need something off you!!
 

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Post #177031828th Jan 2017 7:21 am
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al cope
 


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^^^ arent those called relatives? Bow down

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #177042828th Jan 2017 11:44 am
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UtilityGuy
 


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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Todays moan is about morons who are not going let the 2 lanes of traffic merge into one lane,

there's always the one who wont play nicely and let the one in and one out rule apply and stick to the bumper of the car in-front of him/her like glue and pretend that there is not a car to the right trying to get into single file and be go on their way with ease, WTF is wrong with these Censored 's ?
  
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