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HairyFool
 


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After the 1st term he and his Gf set up a house share with their mates. Shocked

We had to go up the 1st day because it needed a good clean and they didn’t like spiders Banging Head
 A visitor from the dark side, my other vehicle is an is still an EV. Strictly speaking its SWMBO.  
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JordsDisco
 


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RRSTVD - don’t even go there! They dont contact us unless they want something then it’s on FaceTime and it’s just John Lennon and Yoko - in bed all the time. You don’t get one without the other, they play with each others hair and stuff. Not really parent appropriate. 🤮

Hairy Fool, you must be related to SWMBO! That’s what she’d do although not that keen on spiders. The Millennials are a precious bunch. Whistle
  
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Precious bunch indeed! When I started at boarding school my parents did as they were told (being good military folk and used to taking orders) and left me there for the staff to help square my stuff away. Come holiday time, I had to take my suitcase across town to the bus station, catch a bus to York station, a train to London, find the RAF Movements team to check in and be put on a train back out to Luton and then a flight to Germany. And I was 8yo. Sure, there were 3 or 4 of us doing the same thing but the oldest was an ancient 11yo. These days you'd not only get hanged for letting a child do that, the child would probably sue you for making them do it! Rolling with laughter

Which brings the obligatory:

Nostalgia: it ain't what it once was! Whistle
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JordsDisco
 


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I recall that sketch. Its true enough mind you. Rolling with laughter
  
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HairyFool
 


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3 hour drive to vacuum spiders Evil or Very Mad
 A visitor from the dark side, my other vehicle is an is still an EV. Strictly speaking its SWMBO.  
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HWN
 


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Can't they just pick them up? There's kudos to doing so. A spider fell from an office ceiling onto the desk of a young apprentice, who screamed the place down in a massive panic attack. I picked up the spider and threw it out the door. At that point, she would have had my children. For years later, every time our paths crossed, she would give me a hug.

Mind you, myself and two friends got thrown out of Loughborough Cinema for throwing rubber spiders during a screening of Arachnaphobia.
 
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Scott #55
 


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HairyFool wrote:
Color is in fact a perfect example. It is the original old English spelling which gradually changed, including in the American colonies. America even kept the English spelling for 70 years or so after independence although there is no real explanation as to why they eventually reverted back to the old version.

The more significant switch to more general use of phonetic (AKA lazy Wink ) spelling happened much later


  
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Hardware
 


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Laughing
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JordsDisco
 


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The Dentist!

Usual 6 monthly check and a very small chip repair - £430.

Wouldn’t mind, but there’s a sharp edge to the repair that I’ve got to go in this morning for him to fix.

SWMBO has an appointment next month and also needs a small chip repair, so I guess the cost will be the same.

Rolling Eyes
  
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HWN
 


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Sharp-edged tooth? Dremel!
 
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2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
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Nasher
 


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Scott #55 wrote:



Thank you Scott#55, working for a big US corporation here in the UK this will come in handy.
 Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.  
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JordsDisco
 


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HWN wrote:
Sharp-edged tooth? Dremel!


I am not that brave to try a bit of DIY tooth sculpting. Shocked

Anyway, I am just back and all is good. I just walked past the receptionist aka Dick Turpin on the way out and bid her good day. At least she didn’t shout at me for trying to avoid an extra bill. Very Happy

I’ll get sung next month as well because attempting to score Brownie points I said I’d pay for SWMBOs appointment and treatment. Maybe that was a bit rash, but I can’t go back on it now. Rolling Eyes
  
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Hardware
 


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Chased up a medical letter that I was promised via email a week ago ... needed some of it for a pension chat, which it never appeared in time for.

Couldn't use it anyway ... nurse has recorded my height as 159cm instead of 179cm - makes the BMI figure waaaaay to exaggerated for me to use ! Laughing
  
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Nasher
 


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Are you simply suggesting you are too short for your weight?
 Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over.  
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al cope
 


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His weight is fine, he just needs to be 7’6” Whistle

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