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HWN
 


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Moo wrote:
Our Evri drivers are great. If we're not in then they'll find a neighbour to take it. Never had an issue. Thumbs Up


Our Evri driver is brilliant. He's been doing the round for thirteen years and is related to half the village so everything arrives.

Unlike another courier who recently left a £500 parcel outside the door of someone else's house as it was too difficult to make the effort to find ours. All I had was a delivery photo of it outside someone else's door, so ended up flying my drone around the postcode until I found it. Rolling Eyes Laughing
 
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Today it’s people that put old stamps without the barcode on and then you have £2.50 to pay for their carelessness. Mind you I do think it’s a bit petty of the PO. Rolling Eyes


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apparently ONE complaint from someone without a sense of humour forced Great Grass to take down their latest marginally risqué ad.

can't find a full version of the picture because the papers that have reported it are able to show it with parts of the wording cropped, so you can't tell it said "No Trimming Needed".


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Wasn't there a TV ad a few years back with women jogging past various bushes that trimmed themselves as they did so ? did that get banned ?

or maybe "miserable of Oldham" doesn't have a TV ?
  
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The whole county is FUBAR at this point. I thought this was a Monty Python skit or something in Private Eye but, no.

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Yep read that today........ I was introduced to the Country Code last summer in Wales (flyer placed on my windscreen) in a place I go to......it went something like this...dogs should be on a lead around livestock (correct), however even if you can't see any livestock you should also put your dog on a lead, just in case.

Lets change that for us motorists.

You stop for a red light, but even if you cant see a red light you should stop anyway, just in case.
  
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Hardware wrote:
...or maybe "miserable of Oldham" doesn't have a TV ?


Remind me...How much is it to Oldham? Whistle
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The French !

For beating the All Blacks 30-29

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HWN wrote:
The whole county is FUBAR at this point. I thought this was a Monty Python skit or something in Private Eye but, no.

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They must be smoking some Censored in coming up with these schemes

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wales-d...94299.html
   
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Hardware wrote:
apparently ONE complaint from someone without a sense of humour forced Great Grass to take down their latest marginally risqué ad.

can't find a full version of the picture because the papers that have reported it are able to show it with parts of the wording cropped, so you can't tell it said "No Trimming Needed".


Click image to enlarge




Wasn't there a TV ad a few years back with women jogging past various bushes that trimmed themselves as they did so ? did that get banned ?

or maybe "miserable of Oldham" doesn't have a TV ?


This is the full advert


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This one got banned last year


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Drive past this place often , always curious what they come up with
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https://www.brentwoodlive.co.uk/news/natio...ing-women/
   
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Market research carried out today in my household of three women. Demographic 19,24, 57.

Consensus was that it's really funny. Laughing
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No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
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T-Max split charge
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HWN wrote:
The whole county is FUBAR at this point. I thought this was a Monty Python skit or something in Private Eye but, no.

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Let’s just hope that none of those racist dogs are owned by a geologist ….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1...essor.html

Rolling with laughter
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 D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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this dog ban thing is far more sinister than it first appears do a little googling another attempt at errosion of our sociatal values by the invaders.

heard any church bells lately Whistle
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