monty
a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle.
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hardware
One of the many pet names for a guy's dick, especially if your guy has a thing for technology and is hard for you often.
Girl 1: So I went home with that tech guy last night...
Girl 2: and...???
Girl 1: Let's just say his hardware is impressive beyond his Mac...
21st Jul 2017 7:40 am
Sea Raider
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gstuart wrote:
Sea Raider wrote:
'Fair point though, Urban Dictionary has a couple of entries that are less than complimentary!'
As they do for 'Monty' but that's another story
does sea raider also translate as a pirate then
Nah Sea God - here's a recent selfie
21st Jul 2017 7:43 am
gstuart
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that pic reminds me of my late mother in law
trouble was a dragon pic was also quite relevant in her description
21st Jul 2017 7:52 am
Iceman08
Member Since: 22 Sep 2014
Location: Hereford
Posts: 2284
monty1 wrote:
Narpy, the urban dictionary's take on it
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narpy
A word used to describe gnarly and nappy. Usually used to described a girl with STD's and creep-like tendancies
That narpy girl with all the STD's came into my room.
21st Jul 2017 9:12 am
Narpy
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Those who know, know, those who don't, keep guessing.
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