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DG wrote:

.....cats or other small fur bearing mammals, etc.); other restrictions apply

So what about Naked Mole Rats?

Very Annoyed wrote:

How about 'Martin Lewis takes no responsibility for anything whatsoever!'

Can we add "Nor does the bloke that organised the event"

AndrewS wrote:

Very Annoyed wrote:

How about 'Martin Lewis takes no responsibility for anything whatsoever!'

Can we add "Nor does the bloke that organised the event"