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RogB
 


Member Since: 15 Jun 2018
Location: Mansfield
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United Kingdom 

people Evil or Very Mad
 2011 D4 XS 305 MY12 - gone but not forgotten  
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 13037

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

People? ALL of them or just the real ones and not your imaginary friends on here?
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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RogB
 


Member Since: 15 Jun 2018
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real people only.... online acquaintances dont count Laughing
 2011 D4 XS 305 MY12 - gone but not forgotten  
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Things aren't made to last.....
My 35 year old, much repaired, kettle has just decided enough is enough..... Filled it water, put it on to boil and continued to do other things, heard the "not quite boiling noise" which give me about half a minute to sort out mug etc. then a loud bang, and the kettle instead of letting out steam was emitting smoke, second bang and fuse blew. Waited for smoke to clear and inspected the damage - the heater in the base has attempted to escape and has burnt up the plastic that retrained it. Now, no coffee, instant soup or indeed any other hot drink until I get a new kettle. Will the new one give such long service? I somehow doubt it.

(btw coffee made with plastic smoke infected water tastes Censored Censored Censored Censored )
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Have you got the receipt? Laughing

Perhaps we need an 'old oldest working electrical appliance' thread? Whistle
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
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Brian Considine
 


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Re: Mobility &/or Kwik Fit

RRSTDV8 wrote:
They said "we'll fit 2no. Chinese ditch finders".


At least KF were going to fit a matching Michelin !

Forgot to say that Mrs C offered to buy another tyre for her own peace of mind and the reply was "can't do that, you are not allowed to fit your own tyres to the car".
  
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Brian Considine
 


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HWN wrote:
Have you got the receipt? Laughing

Perhaps we need an 'old oldest working electrical appliance' thread? Whistle


I have an AEG jigsaw that's 45 years old that's still going strong after some serious abuse !
  
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RogB
 


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I'm 55 and just about hanging in there after years of serious abuse, and my short fuse blows quite frequently Rolling with laughter



and no thats not a euphanism Laughing
 2011 D4 XS 305 MY12 - gone but not forgotten  
Post #23496375th Oct 2023 11:50 am
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JordsDisco
 


Member Since: 22 May 2020
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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 3.0 SDV6 GS Manual Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

I’ve got a circa 1970 - 53 years old, Black & Decker drill, still works perfectly.


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al cope
 


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I have a black & decker jigsaw brought in 1973, still works fine

And our freezer was brought in 1981, still going strong ( he says touching all the wood I can find)

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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NJSS
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

I have a .22 BSA under lever air rifle which still works perfectly.

It was probably made in 1913 & certainly before WWI, and was given to me in 1954.

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NJSS
  
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waterbuoy
 


Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
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United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Not sure that qualifies as 'electrical appliance' Nigel - though it might give you a shock!
 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
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JordsDisco
 


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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 3.0 SDV6 GS Manual Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

Impressive guys!

Al, we could probably make a matching pair as their ages are similar.

NJSS I had a 1970s underlever Webley and Scott Air Rifle. A sound gun.
  
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Moo
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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

NJSS wrote:
I have a .22 BSA under lever air rifle which still works perfectly.

It was probably made in 1913 & certainly before WWI, and was given to me in 1954.

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NJSS


I still shoot with my old Manton & co side by side from 1872. It's one of a pair made for Lord Curzon, Viceroy of India. Sadly it's not a Joseph Manton. Also, I think I'd be better throwing it at the clays than shooting with it. Laughing

Lovely looking thing though. Thumbs Up
 D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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kajtzu
 


Member Since: 10 Aug 2017
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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Stereo/amp decided to not work. Head unit doesn’t change radio channels anymore but the bus seems to be ok since the satnav display works as does the phone integration since it shows calls and such on the radio. Also CDs can be ejected and inserted, etc.

Perhaps the amp broke. Censored Censored

Need to take a better look in the near future. Rolling Eyes
  
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