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**SOLD** Portable urinating device for women

The perfect gift for the one you love (female) Thumbs Up

I have for sale a portable urinating device for woman known as a SHEWEE it can be seen here at All Cocks http://www.allcocksoutdoorstore.co.uk/stor...for-Women/

This is an unused item with it's original case and box, it has NOT been urinated in.

Genuine reason for sale, I was at the London Boat Show yesterday, it was combined with cycle and outdoor show, anyway I saw a pile of these on a table and thought it would be ideal for filling my oil lamp, anyway I asked the lady who was at the stall if I could please have one, she gave me a plain bag with it already in and said to make sure my wife tried it in the shower first, I thought she was talking to someone else, anyway I have opened the bag today and found a box in it, it says it is a Shewee, a portable urinating device for women Shocked Inside the box is a pink case with the 'funnel' in and also a pipe, I can only presume that the pipe is to extend the funnel, I don't know if that is to impress men or what, all I know is that I WILL NOT be filling my lantern in public with a female urinating device, seems I made a cockup Shocked

I feel a right dick now Shocked

I don't want to be seen to be taking the pee so if anyone wants it £5 plus Postage. This is the Extreme I am selling as seen here http://compare.ebay.co.uk/like/33085302659...amp;crdt=0

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Like the pun: All cocks selling a shewee!!!
  
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That yolk of mine would fill that in the 1st 5 seconds as she p****s like a horse, she would need a 2ltr milk carton as a receptacle. Especially after a night on the vino. Very Happy
  
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Come on, this must be breaking just about all the sales and wants rules. If not, Martin needs to update them in your honour and then ban you!!!

Shocked

I'm going to need physiological help after seeing that. Just what the heck is the 'extreme' extension pipe - I just hope I never meet a woman who needs the longer pipe!!!!

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wired4smoke wrote:
That yolk of mine would fill that in the 1st 5 seconds as she p****s like a horse, she would need a 2ltr milk carton as a receptacle. Especially after a night on the vino. Very Happy


This is not the receptacle, but the means of getting said liquid into a receptacle, you need to carry an empty pop bottle too Thumbs Up
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I have had a PM asking about sizes and how does a woman wipe, as far as I know this is a one size fits all, not sure of the technical points re wiping or fit but they seem very popular from a google search.

If anyone has experienced or watched one being used close up any help would be appreciated Thumbs Up
  
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Fantastic bit of kit... my misses is a commercial diver and she uses one all the time, saves having to take the drysuit and all the thermal gear off, just wears a mans dry suit and undoes the pee zip and she is away. Great when her unit are working in the middle of no where and she needs a quick pee!
  
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What size is she and does it fit OK?

Thanks,
  
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Re: wiping... uses her hand and a bit of toilet paper as normal and just carries some freezer bags with her for the debris... I think... to be honest I don't get kicks out of perving at the misses taking a pee... each to his own I suppose though Whistle
  
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As far as I am aware they are all the same size (might be wrong on this) and they are... ahem... designed to fit due to the shape.

She swears by them and never complains about 'leakage' so I guess the shape just 'fits' the right parts Laughing
  
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I think they can pee in a bush like a bloke, from further searches it seems the extension pipe is if they have loads of clothes on that they have to get out and past, now wouldn't that be useful if they just did a pipe for men Thumbs Up
  
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