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MarkOne
 


Member Since: 23 Jul 2011
Location: County Antrim
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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

Right I see that's just the holder for it. Silly me but I could have just been taking the Censored .
  
Post #103899520th Jan 2013 8:55 pm
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Discotres
 


Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
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Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

hotrocks wrote:
As far as I am aware they are all the same size (might be wrong on this) and they are... ahem... designed to fit due to the shape.

She swears by them and never complains about 'leakage' so I guess the shape just 'fits' the right parts Laughing


How about a nice new pink one for her birthday, complete with extreme pipe and pink box Whistle Thumbs Up
  
Post #103899620th Jan 2013 8:56 pm
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Lefrog
 


Member Since: 03 Aug 2012
Location: castel
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Guernsey 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

years ago I heard about a japanese facilitator ... (not the real word ) for men who needed a p....... but couldn't get there ...so to speak: memory is possibly a bit wonky Shocked
so googled it and got

"Shewee USA - Stand up and take control!" Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

apologies if I have broken the rules ...... Embarassed Mr. Green
  
Post #103899720th Jan 2013 8:56 pm
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Grunders
 


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United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

This post is one of the best, so funny but informative.... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 If it ain't broke... Take it apart anyway, how else you gonna find out how it works  
Post #103900520th Jan 2013 8:59 pm
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hotrocks
 


Member Since: 05 Jan 2010
Location: England
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United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 XS Auto Siberian SilverDiscovery 4

Thanks but she has loads of the bloody things, one for the camper van, one on the work van, one in the caravan, one in the boat, one in the her glove compartment and even one in the D3 somewhere (although I might have used it to pour anti freeze in the other day, hope I remembered to wash it or it might sting a bit next time Whistle
  
Post #103902420th Jan 2013 9:12 pm
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Discotres
 


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Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Come on people, don't pussy about, this could be snatched up at any time and you could miss out and be disappointed, it's one off treat for your wife to now feel a man Thumbs Up

Mind you if I had pulled a bird and then in the morning saw her standing up having a pee I think I would, well I just can't imagine what I would think Shocked
  
Post #103902620th Jan 2013 9:13 pm
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hotrocks
 


Member Since: 05 Jan 2010
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United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 XS Auto Siberian SilverDiscovery 4

Come on folks.. DT is obviously hard up and needs the cash.. think of the possible alternative uses... wine pourer, cigar case and a pea shooter... so much fun for a fiver Laughing
  
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crews control
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

I wonder if it could be used for weaning beavers at the local sanctuary?

 

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Post #103903820th Jan 2013 9:23 pm
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Discotres
 


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Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

hotrocks wrote:
Come on folks.. DT is obviously hard up and needs the cash.. think of the possible alternative uses... wine pourer, cigar case and a pea shooter... so much fun for a fiver Laughing


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dadof7kids
 


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England 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Lux Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

Discotres wrote:
now wouldn't that be useful if they just did a pipe for men Thumbs Up


hose pipe down trouser leg Rolling with laughter
 java Black D3 gone : (
Club Lux : ) GONE : ( 
 
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Discotres
 


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Brandy, Cigars and Peas NOT included, for marketing purposes only Thumbs Up

If you really want the peas then I am open to an offer Rolling with laughter
  
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Discotres
 


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You can check out the prices of them here Wink :

Presents for men Shocked http://www.presentsformen.co.uk/shewee-extreme-set-prod10784/

Up and Under http://www.upandunder.co.uk/Outdoor/Travel...me---6708/

Be Kinky http://www.bekinky.co.uk/search?find=shewee

Cave & Crag http://www.cave-crag.co.uk/shewee-extreme

Fun in the Country http://www.funinthecountry.co.uk/cgi-bin/s...3a468#a468

The Sex Toy Store Embarassed http://thesextoystore.co.uk/essentials/bet...ewee-blue/
  
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stew 46
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

Shocked Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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Lefrog
 


Member Since: 03 Aug 2012
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Guernsey 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

and with a bottle of

Louis XIII and some Cohiba Pirámides Extra

the world might just be your oyster Thumbs Up
  
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dazsear
 


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England 

I have to chuckle since these have been given to female police officers that are riot trained and have to wear fire proof suits for years. I'm guessing almost 10 years. Not sure if I have ever heard of one using said item but I just knew you would use the word she-wee when I first saw the posting title lol

Daz
 17 4.4 Autobiography FFRR
57 VW Transporter - now gone!
09 D3 HSE in Black - long gone!
08 RRS TDV8 HST - long long gone! 
 
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