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TwelveSticks
 


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Quote:
weaning beavers
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Priceless! Bow down Bow down Bow down
 2001 D2 GS (I must be mad!)
2005 D3 S 10-12 (gone and missed) 
 
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DG
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Wales 

Lefrog wrote:
and with a bottle of

Louis XIII


It's only XO ...Discotres can't afford Tres Laughing
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philby258
 


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It was on dragons den a few series ago, Duncan was in hysterics Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter needless to say the inventors didn't get an investment
  
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dazsear wrote:
riot trained and have to wear fire proof suits for years. I'm guessing almost 10 years.


After that length of time I think they will need more than just a Wee Shee.
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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Discotres
 


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FFS does anyone want to buy it? Just seems to be tyre kickers taking the pee on here and doing didly squat, stop pis Censored ing about and get the bids in, this is BARGAIN for anyone who is desperate Thumbs Up

OK, I will include the peas if sold in the next year Mr. Green

Imagine your wife standing at a urinal, people pay big money for experiences seeing 'ladies' doing things like that.........well mainly in Thailand, but you could experience it here, save the plane fare and the STD risk Thumbs Up

Will be posted in plain paper wrapping Wink
  
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Discotres
 


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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
  
Post #103914621st Jan 2013 12:05 am
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Discotres
 


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Need to shift this, it's giving me the willies, Pee & Pee should be quite cheap or you can arrange courier via Big Dave, but it really is not that big or heavy Thumbs Up
  
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I can see how this could be usefull for women in certain situations, when I was working In was on the road all day visiting clients and quite often got caught short when stuck in traffic usually on the motorway, my solution was to carry a 2pint milk bottle a piece of string for extracting and a pair of sugar tongs for repatriation, now you must remember that the wife was very possessive of said tongs so had to plan their use carefully around any potential visitors, all was going well till the vicar paid an unexpected visit, think I got away with it by telling her they were in the shed ready to be polished.
 Displaced Yorkshireman.
=^:^=
SDV6 Auto obviously, Loire blue/Ebony, ugly kid glass, RLD wheel protector, private plate and maybe side steps. 
 
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Group Buy Rolling with laughter
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Brilliant

Rolling with laughter Laughing Rolling with laughter
  
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can you imagine the...

DEVELOPMENT work that went into this...
Drawings
Prototypes
the Patent application..(I haven't looked for this as yet....& what the novels step claims are)
making the molds for the injection moulding machines

then there is the fact those of the fairer sex (assuming that some of those on here are) the SWMBO's actually having one & carrying it around..hardly discrete.....does it fit into the average size handbag ?

maybe its an item you would have in your D3 glovebox & the bottom one that is)..but only if its not been wee'd through

can you imagine this been taken out of hand baggage at eh airport (Heathrowbinson) they have the time to do this & have a PROPER look..ask what it is & what its for !!!
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Jag XK-but sadly no DIPSTICK...HUGE design fault
FL2 has DIPSTICK..."real comfort in rear seats"
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Discotres
 


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Now SOLD


Thanks Ent Thumbs Up
  
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I wonder if they get a bit of dribble if they don't shake properly after use?
  
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