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DSL
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They'd need the keys to the D3 to get it moved for the other more desirable metal. Whistle Agree with nick, they are just bits of metal, it's what insurance is for. If they want the D3, good luck to them!! Laughing Laughing
  
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The Large One
 


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ahh, but they would tear your house apart looking for the WD paperwork before they nicked yours
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I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer


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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


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That's on the mantle piece, literally, as it's in a handy place. Might leave it with the keys. Laughing Laughing
  
Post #95529716th Jul 2012 2:06 pm
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Hairy Dan
 


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Glad you caught the Censored Evil or Very Mad pity he couldn't have fallen off that wall a few more times Laughing
 Cheers Ian
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nigel207
 


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Hairy Dan wrote:
Glad you caught the Censored Evil or Very Mad pity he couldn't have fallen off that wall a few more times Laughing


And taken a dozen parasitic lawyers that defend this "she ite" with him!
  
Post #95535016th Jul 2012 4:51 pm
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bambi
 


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Theiving scroats should have their hands chopped off.
  
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astonbuilder
 


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Few years back left keys on hall table but this table was about 20 foot from front door and right next to lounge where me and family watching Saturday tea time TV.

Crack-head opportunist sneaked in, took the Galaxy then came back for the XJ Shocked

Only realised gone when went to make a cuppa and front door open and two dry squares where cars had been only a few minutes before and it had rained. Dog obviously heard but thought she just wanted a wee so let her out through lounge French windows into rear garden Embarassed

To be fair cops scrambled a helicopter immediately. Galaxy found about 200m away as crow flies a few days later dumped in private housing, keys chucked away somewhere, and I had to pay for luxury of getting it towed away BEFORE cops let me have it back Censored

Jag was at bottom of drive ready for collection later on. Stored it in nearby police station until I got new plips programmed with new codes.

The scrote was caught and had a huge list of offences; burglary, thefts, breaking and entering, drugs, etc. of which the theft of our two cars worth about £80k was "taken into consideration" and he got the proverbial slap on the wrist Censored Censored Censored
  
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Rockpaperscissors
 


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Thanks guys Thumbs Up

Just a waiting game now to see what the outcome will be, more than likely a smack on the wrist Evil or Very Mad

one nice outcome was the scenes of crime lady that came out niiiice Rolling with laughter

RPS
  
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"one nice outcome was the scenes of crime lady that came out niiiice"


were you still in yr underpants??

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 

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Post #95547916th Jul 2012 8:46 pm
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Hi.
Last march at about 3am one saturday morning some Censored broke into my house and took the keys for my BMW 5 series M sport and the wifes bag and purse. Even after that i still leave the keys on the kitchen side. I would rather them just take the car than have someone stood over me or even worse get one of the kids threatening them so i hand over the keys. Its only a car after all. Insurance emailed me the nextday saying that it was a total loss and would never be seen again. Got paid out within a week.
Lindsay
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scoobystiv8
 


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Have to agree that I would rather the car went than any upset to the wife and kids. It's easily replaced. I would defend my family by whatever means but the car is a lump of metal.
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muddywheels4wd
 


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Rockpaperscissors your post made my day Bow down

I would love to have seen his face - before and after he fell off the wall Rolling with laughter
 Wanted a Series 2 LR since childhood but previously owned MY16 Disco Sport HSE TD4 Auto, MY13 RR Sport Black Edition TDV6 Auto, MY10 RR Sport HSE TDV6 Auto, 2007 Freelander 1 Freestyle TD4 Soft Top, 2009 Freelander 2 GS TD4 Auto, 2007 Freelander 2 GS TD4, 2004 Disco 2 Metropolis Auto, 2002 Disco 2 GS, 2000 Freelander 1 SE TD4 SW

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Rockpaperscissors
 


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dantheman wrote:
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were you still in yr underpants??

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


Thankfully not, but I dont think my Spiderman PJ's impressed her that much either Rolling with laughter

RPS
  
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Rockpaperscissors
 


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muddywheels4wd wrote:
Rockpaperscissors your post made my day Bow down

I would love to have seen his face - before and after he fell off the wall Rolling with laughter


It was a mess but probably an improvement on ITs previous toothless, drug addicted features Thumbs Up

RPS
  
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adam_goodin
 


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Sincerely hope they get what they really deserve, rather than "now don't be a naughty boy anymore norman!"!....

I chased a guy once, around 10:30 ish on a rainy night. Afer hearing the cheeky "person" get in, I proceeded to give chase over a couple of gardens, only to slip onto my backside in someones garden, in the rain and mud... in nothing but my under-crackers.... the worst (or funniest, depending on how you look at it) part was, the garden I slipped in - They were having a small party and all witnessed my almost comical slip! Embarassed Embarassed Rolling Eyes Laughing .....

Even worse was... the "person" only got away with, a pillow case, the front door-mat and a DVD of...Finding Nemo!!!!

- Gutted Laughing
 Cheers,

Adam 
 
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