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gilmore
 


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AVE wrote:
Pity his fingers don't dissolve Confused

He could bang out 15 posts a day with boxing gloves on and they'd be about as useful as the ones he's been doing up to now. Rolling Eyes
cheers
rob All opinions expressed in this posting are my own and are not necessarily those of someone who knows what they are talking about.

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Post #6149264th Mar 2010 11:42 pm
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Shocked What a thread Shocked

would the acid have been diluted by the meal he was preparing, not sure what it was but say a tablespoon of paste into a 500g mince beef, onions, ragu sauce etc

And then divided between discotres partner, I presume there is a partner but with his post count, maybe not Laughing

It's going to be Like 'CSI Disco3' who wants to be Grisham Rolling with laughter  
Post #6149274th Mar 2010 11:43 pm
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gilmore
 


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npinks wrote:
I presume there is a partner :


She's in a right mess- it's going to take ages with the puncture repair kit to get her inflated again. Whistle
cheers
rob All opinions expressed in this posting are my own and are not necessarily those of someone who knows what they are talking about.

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Post #6149324th Mar 2010 11:46 pm
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Shrinky
 


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It's ok. He's getting better.
 Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it  
Post #6149374th Mar 2010 11:52 pm
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2DISCO3ORNOT
 


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Discotres if your reading this through some ethereal connection (or your still on one of those pay as you go hospital screens) I for one am feeling slightly guilty for my part in this dispicable tirade Sad

Before I go to bed tonight I would like to know one thing for sure.



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Post #6149404th Mar 2010 11:57 pm
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This thread would make the perfect eulogy....  
Post #6149424th Mar 2010 11:59 pm
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gilmore wrote:
She's in a right mess- it's going to take ages with the puncture repair kit to get her inflated again. Whistle
cheers rob



Rolling with laughter Bow down 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #6149434th Mar 2010 11:59 pm
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"  
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Shrinky
 


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Shrinky wrote:
It's ok. He's getting better.


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it  
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Sorry Shrink ...I had to have the sink bowl next to my chair looking at your original Sad 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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looks worse than the original Laughing 
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"  
Post #6149545th Mar 2010 12:23 am
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I'm going to bed now but before I tuck up I will dig out my black armband just in case.
I won't sleep though so if someone hears anything can they text me with the good news Whistle Welcome "Lola" Smile  
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Shrinky
 


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DG wrote:
Sorry Shrink ...I had to have the sink bowl next to my chair looking at your original Sad


Thumbs Up It's OK Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it  
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I'm presently wiping a tear from my eye. If I'd known it would be this easy I'd have sent him some weeks ago Big Cry I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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This has been really funny - especially Rabbit Leader's "tyre wall black lotion" post script comment Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

I'm going to feel awful for laughing if it turns out to not have been a wind-up! Shocked  
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