Just make sure your family know the rules on posting things for sale on the site
I just spat beer out over the keyboard The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
4th Mar 2010 8:09 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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I had the same reaction to Luxie beer last October!
4th Mar 2010 8:19 pm
Ent
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DSL wrote:
"Rule 1 - Wheels go to DSL". Those rules?
FFS Derek how many miles do you think you are going to have to do to get through your EEC tyre mountain??? Are you Forrest Gumps support driver?
Discoemptyheadtres
Pray tell how this massive episode of fookwittery has manifested itself. Did you accidently inject 50cc's of windowlene in the back of your head? I've had to clamp my nudger to stop myself from making a pair of light blue jeans turning into a pair of dark blue jeans. How can anyone be that daft with just one head. I see an entry in the Darwin awards here.Club Exped trailer
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4th Mar 2010 8:26 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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Lots of disturbing images in there!
4th Mar 2010 8:28 pm
2DISCO3ORNOT
Member Since: 27 Apr 2009
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Bat and Ball have ecolied the lot of em, Discotres struggled to the PC for the LAST POST!!!
4th Mar 2010 8:43 pm
MacLeod 313
Member Since: 18 Apr 2008
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FFS Ent, I need to find a new pair of work trousers now, I squirted a tad
4th Mar 2010 8:47 pm
Ent
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Seabass
that's what's wrote in most truck stop toilets Club Exped trailer
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4th Mar 2010 8:50 pm
MacLeod 313
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Head 1st into that one.......................
4th Mar 2010 8:51 pm
PaulP
Member Since: 04 May 2007
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Ent you tart.....what's with that quote? Talk about bringing attention to yourself
(yep Mr Mod - your new shaming tactic works a treat!)
PS. The following quote is intentional, necessary and worth repeating
Ent in the funniest thing I've read since NoDo$h's badger smuggling post wrote:
Pray tell how this massive episode of fookwittery has manifested itself. Did you accidently inject 50cc's of windowlene in the back of your head? I've had to clamp my nudger to stop myself from making a pair of light blue jeans turning into a pair of dark blue jeans. How can anyone be that daft with just one head. I see an entry in the Darwin awards here.
This is the best thing I've read since that bloke (you've probably heard of him) poisoned himself, wrote to us from his deathbed (nothing better to do?) and then told us to take it seriously.....now that was a funny one. 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE AutoBuckingham Blue 2007 Golf GT DSG
It's been a couple of hours have they saved him
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
4th Mar 2010 9:23 pm
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I was about the say that hopefully the NHS would perform to their usual standard, and we'd all be saved.....but then it struck me that he's probably been whisked into some private room at a teaching hospital and stands more than a reasonable chance of a full recovery.
4th Mar 2010 9:32 pm
Ent
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Paul
I don't know why it did that with the quote. I'll try to edit it.
Edit: that's betterClub Exped trailer
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