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MrH
 


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Just found this thread - Christ you lot are a really caring heartless bunch





Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter






Any news from him yet Shocked
  
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Ent wrote:
Paul

I don't know why it did that with the quote. I'll try to edit it.l


It's like that because instead of using Unnecessary quote removed for persistent abusers .....I will from now on make everyone's life a misery by making the thread as unreadable as possible until they learn not to do it Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Ah that's better Whistle
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MrH we are all on the edge of our seats waiting for news, DSLs had to leave the site for a lie down Exclamation Exclamation Shocked
  
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Ent
 


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Dick

You sloping foreheaded stone shifter have you pulled your tantrum pants passed Biffins Bridge? Chill out Winston good things are happening on the forum as we speak. Have we got the name and address of the hospital yet?
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He'll be back, he's opted for a Colonic to flush the poison out, rather than a stomach pump. Must be related to ENT: wink:
  
Post #6148114th Mar 2010 9:52 pm
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Ent wrote:

You sloping foreheaded stone shifter have you pulled your tantrum pants passed Biffins Bridge? Chill out Winston


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down

Just don't do then you great back passage Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Wink
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LEE,
You mean some thing like your own avatar... Bow down Bow down Bow down Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

If you zoom in closely and catch the light just right you can actually see Biffin's bridge Whistle Whistle Whistle

By the way I still think this is you after the op' and is the reason you no longer leave the house. Shocked Bow down Bow down Bow down Bow down
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Has Mr Discotres upset someone (sorry, everyone)?

It's as if we'd just heard Bin Laden was on his last legs Shocked
  
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Righto, I'll ask the question everyone is too scared to ask
is he dead yet?
Have we ever had a D3 funeral procession?
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Has he died yet? I was wondering that myself Rolling with laughter Or are we all waiting for another 500 posts of the recovery Rolling Eyes
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Anyone heard from Discotres???

Guy's,

I may have some bad news ... Discotres and I have been conversing for some time after a recent wheel purchase, and I sent him some chemical alloy wheel cleaner in the post .... It comes in a tube and is a creamy white paste ...

A day after receiving the cleaner, I had a worrying telephone call from him.

He told me he was in his Doctor's Surgery after having accidentally consumed a quantity of my wheel cleaning paste! He said he was preparing an evening meal that required garlic paste, and accidentally used the wrong tube! (it has green and red on it so looks a bit Italian ...)

Yes, I thought it was a wind up too, but his voice confirmed it not to be so and he asked me if I knew what was in it - as there was nothing on the tube regarding content. I didn't know ...

Well his Doctor called treble nine and an Ambulance duly arrived ....

When my telephone rang again, I answered and I spoke to the attending Paramedic (Discotres knows I am a man of the green cloth also) who wanted to know what was in the tube ... I did some searching but found nothing (aren't these things supposed to have a content label on them???) The LAS Para took to him to Hospital.

Since then I have had no contact with him and am getting no reply from my telephone calls etc ...

Discotres ... If you are out there, please respond! I'm sorry about the wheel paste packaging

ps I've also got some excellent tyre wall black lotion (that looks a bit like Coke) if you're interested ...
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He can't be very dead, as he'd logged on and off a number of times since his claimed admission......
  
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Hhmmmm we might be needing Derck Accura soon Rolling with laughter
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This is a wind up, rabbitleader is in cahoots and will be the executor for Discotres D3 and garage contents in a weeks time because, Discotres, rather than admit defeat at the hands of superior motorists has gone and bought a VOLVO!
I bet he speaks fluet Swediush Thumbs Up
  
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