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Disco_Mikey
 


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Jaguar relaunch

https://www.google.com/search?q=jagaur+cop...qhfng,st:0

Anyone else confused? Confused
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Post #238195619th Nov 2024 9:57 pm
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waterbuoy
 


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https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-...rcna180826

I thought it was a clothing manufacturer at first Shocked

but apparently not

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgr0pw00n7qo
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


Presumably then it will have square wheels and will drive only sideways.
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Oh dear….


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I’m no ‘designer’ and can see the old badge may be ‘old fashioned’ but the new one….. Rolling Eyes
  
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Anyone know what the marketing and branding guys were consuming? I mean, no way anyone does this without being under influence Whistle
  
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WTF is this woke Censored how does this advertise a car or car company unless they trying to say your car will be colorful but so Censored you will only think of smashing it with big hammer buahahahahahaah what a failure
 

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kajtzu
 


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Safe to say The Jaaaaag won’t ever be on my shopping list again.

Sent the video to a few dudes who drive one and the comments weren’t anywhere near of being printable without a moderator blacklisting me Laughing Laughing Laughing
  
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I see a market for Growlers and Leapers 😃
  
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Where is the Grace, Space and Pace gone?
  
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Quote:
The new bespoke logo, written as JaGUar, has "seamlessly blended upper and lower case characters in visual harmony", the company said.


Er, f**k off! Censored Censored

They may as well just start a new brand as this one appears to have no connection to the world famous Jaguar car brand that won Le Mans and built some of the best looking cars of their day.
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It appears my initial thoughts that it was a clothing advert weren't that far off the mark: GU is a Japanese discount clothing company!

How many misguided squillions did this rebrand cost?
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kajtzu wrote:
Safe to say The Jaaaaag won’t ever be on my shopping list again.


That's the point.

Completely rebranded it for the live laugh love greige interior beige tracksuit generation. Like if Boohoo made cars.
  
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Only one word for this . Puerile!
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