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chalky
 


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No, i think he meant a Scouser Whistle
 Only dead fish go with the Flow !  
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Farmer Chalk
 


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NoDo$h wrote:
Rush wrote:
Get one of those ultra sonic things that emits a high pitched noise


A wounded cat? Shocked



Brilliant..... you're all on form tonight!! Bow down Bow down
  
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amazing
 


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upturned post-it notes on bonnet.
 It is better to have and not need it then need and not have it.  
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Sure, but then you're going to have to work out how to stop all the local project managers climbing on the bonnet.
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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blue meanie
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get your own cat (a proper moggy not one of those pretend ones) and then you don't have any issues Thumbs Up

BTW I understand the cat V bird thing 100% and there are undoubtably too many cats about that need their dangly bits removing to prevent more being produced but anyone that suggests giving cats something that ends in a slow painful and lingering death for them even in jest... Confused
 and theeeeennn......???  
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amazing wrote:
upturned post-it notes on bonnet.


Is this too many Question Whistle

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Give me a big enough white board and I'm all over that gant chart Twisted Evil
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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blue meanie wrote:
get your own cat (a proper moggy not one of those pretend ones) and then you don't have any issues Thumbs Up

BTW I understand the cat V bird thing 100% and there are undoubtably too many cats about that need their dangly bits removing to prevent more being produced but anyone that suggests giving cats something that ends in a slow painful and lingering death for them even in jest... Confused


I totally agree ! It should be quick and as pain free as possible Thumbs Up

An electric shock would be ideal as a guillotine would require the deployment of a pressure washer and you couldn't dispose of a headless cat as road kill ?
 Only dead fish go with the Flow !  
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blue meanie wrote:
get your own cat (a proper moggy not one of those pretend ones) and then you don't have any issues Thumbs Up

BTW I understand the cat V bird thing 100% and there are undoubtably too many cats about that need their dangly bits removing to prevent more being produced but anyone that suggests giving cats something that ends in a slow painful and lingering death for them even in jest... Confused


Come on Mal, play the game Thumbs Up
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Cats

Censored mint ent Bow down Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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Hi,

Tut, tut - I'm very disappointed in you all. I thought this forum had a bit of class? I have a Disco (new one arriving in Summer) to transport my lovely babies to cat shows. I know this will produce howls of protest from you testosterone filled barbarians - but honestly how could you be nasty to these below - my latest litter of beautiful boys. I await your witty replies with relish (and a bit of sauce)


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Real cute Mrs S, I'm a cat lover too but don't tell anyone on here.
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=^:^=
SDV6 Auto obviously, Loire blue/Ebony, ugly kid glass, RLD wheel protector, private plate and maybe side steps. 
 
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Whoops you've let the cat out of the bag (groan). I'm proud of you.
  
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Ent
 


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Oh they are nice looking cats, do you let them sh I t all over other people's property?
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