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Farmer Chalk
 


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I love this forum..... Laughing so much a little bit of wee came out! Shocked Rolling with laughter
  
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The local cats are scared Censored of the air suspension farts and I have never had prints on the bonnet. If the car is under the carport they would rather walk the long way around the house than walk past the Disco.
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A few bowls of antifreeze dotted about the place should sort that out, cats love it Thumbs Up
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Cats

Cubes of sponge soaked in gravy that works Thumbs Up
  
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How many portions of sponge are required for an effective dose?
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Chief you know.as many. As you can get out of a large car sponge. Because fewer is good!! Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter
  
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Agreed the song bird murdering Censored .
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I missed the word cats. I only hope I don't miss with the 2.2 run out of sponge! Big Cry
  
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I hate cats, but love Dogs...have two of them, they sort any cat problem out
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That video is brilliant Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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Strange oy I don't have that problem! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter only joking
  
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mint video Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter loved it. if only i had a kak car that I could remove the door panel and extract the central locking mechanism, etc etc. guess i will have to put up with the cats crapping on my front lawn. think they have a game of tag as to whose turn it is next to do it Big Cry

need some clever inventor types to come up with the solution. land mines for cats that throw up bb shots maybe, screeming me me;s that shot something in the air from a land mine base that throws out BBs to scare it away. How about a high power irrigation system that has some foul smelling liquid in - when the cat comes close it sprays it with some strong smelling spray. the owner dis owns the cat and and it moves on elsewhere.

guess you can tell i am a dog person (without a dog as I had the urge to have three kids instead -well maybe the word urge for the kids is too strong Whistle )

its annoying that if i had dogs anymore that i can get fined upto 1K for them dropping their Censored on my neighbours garden, but a cat is given a green light. one of my staff (aka minions as my son called them at xmas - which went down well as you can imagine) has just had two litter trained kittens and was really excited to be picking them up this coming friday. I reminded her, litter trained means they crap in a tray in your house. is that really what you want when you have two kids under 5?

I used to have two saint bernards. Strangely enough, we did not have cat problems when they were alive - wonder why Rolling with laughter I do miss them - so much easier than kids. Big Cry
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Has it got repellant in it ?

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Fatty Fatty 2 by 4 Censored Brilliant Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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Get one of those ultra sonic things that emits a high pitched noise when you walk passed it. Worked at my old house a treat. No more cat poop or cats near the house.

I've been chuckling at some of the responses - it's a common question that prompts all sorts of ideas on car forums. Some of the pro cat owners often get quite riled up when not so friendly options are suggested.
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Rush wrote:
Get one of those ultra sonic things that emits a high pitched noise


A wounded cat? Shocked
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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