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Serious-Just accidently poisoned myself

Poisoned myself by accident, in hospital by ambulance, awaiting
test results. Rabbit leader has full info. This is not a joke. If anything bad happens thanks for your friendship
  
Post #6146494th Mar 2010 7:14 pm
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Can't be that bad or you wouldn't be here.



couldn't you have done it properly? Laughing Thumbs Up
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Shocked poison can't even keep him away.........................just shows his dedication Bow down Whistle
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Post #6146534th Mar 2010 7:22 pm
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I suddenly find myself no longer an atheist Bow down
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Things do come to those who wait Rolling with laughter
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Just watch out for the MSRA bug ...


... I'll send a few along. Wink
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Why do I find myself going Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter ...?

Sorry... Embarassed it might not be a laughing matter... Embarassed But... Rolling with laughter
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ronp wrote:
Just watch out for the MSRA bug ...


... I'll send a few along. Wink


Now that's cruelty to dumb bugs!!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up

PS I'll bid £75.38 for those new 17s!!! Thumbs Up
  

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DG wrote:
I suddenly find myself no longer an atheist Bow down


Haaaaaaallllllleeeeeeelllllluuuuuuulllllliiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa! Thumbs Up
   
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This better news than winning the Euromillions jackpot.

Jonathan Swift was right when he said "Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction."

It's a sign.....there is a God.
  
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You have to admit 500 plus posts in six weeks, thats keen, u cant keep a good man down, keep on posting Discotres Mr. Green
  
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Shocked

april fools day is a while off yet tres...

mixed emotions now... REALLY thinking it's neild right now.
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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It must be serious.


He's not posted for 45 minutes! Shocked
  
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It's probably hard to type in those little white jackets.
 I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

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