2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
21st Apr 2020 7:26 am
Sea Raider
Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
Posts: 4450
I am now getting a month to the gallon from the Discovery
Just read that the poet laureate is doing stuff regarding CV-19 so thought I'd have a go too.
This Be The Verse
BY PHILIP LARKIN Hardware
They f**k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They won’t stay in, don’t think that’s bad
because Corvid ? Just another ‘flu’.
So now they’re shopping in their turn
With friends in old-style hats and coats,
Who can’t decide where 2 metres ends
And half the time don’t give it a thought.
Old Man hands on corvid to man.
By NOT social distancing self.
STAY IN as much you really can,
Don’t infect any kids yourself.
"I wandered lonely as a cloud..." surveilled by a Police drone and subsequently given a factually-incorrect talking-to by a PCSO.
"Into the valley of death rode the six-hundred..." keeping 2 m apart at all times, apart from any that are from the same family group.
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" written after six weeks on a quarantined cruise-ship.
"Tyger, tyger, burning bright..." is OK as long as the high temperature isn't accompanied by a dry cough.
"On the Ning Nang Nong, where the cows go bong!" - the carers are a bit delayed with the meds this morning, Hugh.
"If I should die, think only this of me" - the pictures in my browsing history are not mine and were probably posted by NJSS.
"Paradise Lost" - I haven't been able to do any gardening: SO19 turned up when I tried last week.
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin... ...It's alive! Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
"If I should die, think only this of me" - the pictures in my browsing history are not mine and were probably posted by NJSS.
Coffee all over the wall. .
Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
NJSSAm I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
22nd Apr 2020 8:30 am
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1513
2006 TdV6 HSE.
22nd Apr 2020 1:35 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1513
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2006 TdV6 HSE.
22nd Apr 2020 2:14 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1513
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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