Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7421
Tomorrow is the National Homeschool Coronavirus drill. Lock your kids and grandkids in the basement until you give the all clear.
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers
This virus has done what no woman had been able to do: cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a ten-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter; you’re not going anywhere.
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car ridesAn ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......
..... now on the JLR electric highway.
16th Apr 2020 4:57 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72917
to all of them.
16th Apr 2020 5:00 pm
PROFSR G
Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
Posts: 4889
yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
16th Apr 2020 5:18 pm
ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
16th Apr 2020 6:22 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1513
2006 TdV6 HSE.
16th Apr 2020 6:29 pm
ruben D3 Decade
Member Since: 26 Sep 2006
Location: ASTURIAS
Posts: 2410
With fewer cars for confinement, the sky looks very clean now, right?
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
17th Apr 2020 8:51 am
Sea Raider
Member Since: 01 Nov 2016
Location: None
Posts: 4450
17th Apr 2020 9:42 am
Grumpydog
Member Since: 10 Apr 2019
Location: Medway/ Mos Eisley
Posts: 161
I did 5 laps of the block this morning. Got tired so I picked it up and put it back in the toy box.2004 Disco 3 HSE TDV6
2015 Audi Q5 S Line plus
2008 Audi A4 Avant S Line Black Edition. Gone
2005 Chrysler Grand Voyger. Gone
17th Apr 2020 1:41 pm
PROFSR G
Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
Posts: 4889
yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
17th Apr 2020 2:05 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1513
2006 TdV6 HSE.
17th Apr 2020 3:11 pm
PROFSR G
Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
Posts: 4889
It is with great sadness that I have to announce the loss of further local businesses around the town:-
- the bra manufacturer has gone bust,
- the specialist in submersibles has gone under,
- the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation,
- a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers,
- the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded,
- the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders,
- the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road,
- the bread company has run out of dough,
- the clock manufacturer has had to wind down,
- the Chinese has been taken away,
- the shoe shop has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot; and finally
- the launderette has been taken to the cleaners!Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
18th Apr 2020 1:11 pm
waterbuoy
Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2884
Sadly some of those are closer to the truth than I would prefer - our boat charter business is far from buoyant and is in real danger of going underCurrently 2009 Disco 3 SE, 2013 MY D4 HSE and 2016 D4 SE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal)
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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