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riverblanche
 


Member Since: 31 Aug 2010
Location: retford'ish
Posts: 2214

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3



I am sure Mum said "Nails out" ? well whats the worst that can happen !

Thumbs Up Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4471

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Bump

(Winner? New photo?) 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
Post #212006510th Feb 2020 8:09 pm
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Pelyma
  


Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496

England 

New balls please. DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S  
Post #212008210th Feb 2020 8:51 pm
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
Location: Gone
Posts: 5117

United Kingdom 

God you lot are impatient, it only went up on 6th. Okay, all made me laugh, but Hardware for his haemorrhoid caption. Thumbs Up  
Post #212008610th Feb 2020 9:02 pm
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Hardware
 


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Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

So do I still have until Friday to come up with a new picture ???  
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Only if you are painting it in oils on canvas. 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
Post #212015011th Feb 2020 7:54 am
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
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Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

hmmm ... have to have a look then.  
Post #212018411th Feb 2020 10:24 am
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

ok ... see what you can do with this Smile


Click image to enlarge
  
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Someone-Gone
 


Member Since: 21 Dec 2015
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Jesus, wrong girlfriend.  
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HWN
 


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Posts: 4471

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Out of breath man runs in his vest - and pants.

"OMG, I'm being chased by a Mk1 Freelander" 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
Post #212024411th Feb 2020 1:16 pm
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Gareth
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Hi my names Reginald Perrin, meet the mother in law!  
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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

Reginald Iolanthe Perrin, IIRC Wink 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
Post #212024911th Feb 2020 1:26 pm
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al cope
 


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Posts: 10328

England 

That Hippo needs to go to Specsavers Whistle

Al Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD  
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CongoBoy
 


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Zimbabwe 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

I see Ed Balls has a new dance partner for the next series of Strictly!! 2008 D3 HSE Stornoway Grey (UK)
2008 D3 HSE Izmir Blue- South African Spec. (Zimbabwe)
2005 FFRR SC V8- Java Black
1995 D1 300 Tdi Blue - (Sourced from the UK, shipped to Namibia, driven by me to RD Congo, then Zambia, now retired in Zimbabwe)  
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