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RRSTDV8
 


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Although football appears to be the only sport that can't make video-checking of issues work. Presumably because it's too complicated for people who think the off side rule is hard. Rolling with laughter Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

They could have done with it here https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/51360753 ... abysmal refereeing IMHO  
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Aerialmark
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Judgment day Mr RB Thumbs Up The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.  
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riverblanche
 


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England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

The Dundonian wrote:
Who’s up next for the ultra enema blast please?


I am going for dundonian Thumbs Up

Did like HWN's and "coronavirus" very topical but there are only so many Chuckle brothers you know Laughing

And no one mentioned the kettle Shocked

Thumbs Up Transit! 2019
Gone D3 HSE 2008
Another Porsche Cayenne 2022
Gone Porsche Cayenne 2020
Gone RRS HSE Dynamic 2016
Gone RRS HSE LUX 2011
Gone RRS HSE 2006
Gone D3 SE 2.7 2008
gone D2 Td5 1999

I plan on living forever and so far so good !

Club DG Mclaren stuff
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Someone-Gone
 


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Thank you RB. Okay, make what you will of this one. Laughing


  
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Hardware
 


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Haemorrhoids ? Yeah, I can see one. Just keep still and I'll remove it.  
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DSL
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This is going to hurt you more than you can hurt me. Whistle   
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Dazz360
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

Congrats, it’s a boy !! Ooh and you are 😳 Metal auto sump & fluid change (3 hrs)
LR door puddle projectors (10 mins)
Tinted Bonnet wind deflector (10 mins)
All Intercooler pipes and Tbolts (2hrs)
3 injectors replaced so far (30mins)
Sunroof drain pipes both sides 2.5 hrs)
Rear discs, shoes,pads,callipers,flexi hoses, rigid brake line, n/s upper hub carrier bush and rear n/s upper arm (13hrs over 2 days)  
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HWN
 


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Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

"A new documentary reveals how Tight Fit produced the high-pitching wailing at the beginning of The Lion Sleeps Tonight". 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
  
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Someone-Gone
 


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Censored the ball is attached! Shocked  
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Ceekay
 


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Just keep still and stop being a pussy! D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…  
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Sea Raider
 


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Ikea finally reveal how their Swedish meatballs are harvested  
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Someone-Gone
 


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Right you Censored , think you’re the Alpha Male do ya, I’ll just gender reassign you!  
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

OK Philip, as you're no longer the housewives' favourite … you won't be needing these !!  
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DG
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"No Simba.... I said bring me my spectacles" 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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