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ronp
 


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I hate pay day!!

Well today's the day I have to pay myself, the VAT, the Corp Tax, all the expenditure, all the due bills.

Anyone else hate pay day ..... bet I'm on my own on this one! Rolling Eyes

I hate pay day !! Big Cry
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I could simplify it for you, just send all the wonga to me. My Nigerian cousin will be in touch with you shortly. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Laughing
   
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Your tax pays my wages, so I look forward to it.

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Thing is I don't even see my pay ...... goes straight to the 'house account' for swmbo to spend!! Sad
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I'm with you pay day doesn't have the same feel about it when your doing the paying out, never mind
it's makes the world go round!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Cry Big Cry
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We have keeps our sole accounts and have a joint one for bills etc......so SWMBO never sees what goes out of mine Whistle (all mostly PayPal or amazon......buying Disco, Sankey stuff Whistle )

I personally love pay day and the excitement it brings for at least a few days before the money runs out Big Cry
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Ronp, you are like us unpaid tax collectors.

Do you thing we can get a payrise out of the govt. for being unpaid tax collectors?

Ooops I forgot, double nothing still equals a big round number!


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ronp wrote:
Thing is I don't even see my pay ...... goes straight to the 'house account' for swmbo to spend!! Sad


Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
I don't bother now, I just go work, home, gym, home........ that side is left to SWMBO so I don't get emotional Laughing
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Robbie wrote:
Your tax pays my wages, so I look forward to it.


And looks like you & your colleagues are going to be earning those wages even more from tomorrow onwards. Keep safe and, to quote from Gladiator, unleash hell.
   
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I hate pay day !!! Big Cry paying 9 men and me , and I pay myself less than my top tradesmen , I wouldn't mind if some of the Censored we work for paid me on time !!! , because I was owed over 40k few weeks ago I was a couple days late paying my vat bill Censored Censored s for the second time this year and they fined me £1,545.00 Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored s , 10% of my vat bill Censored Censored , and it's pay day AGAIN tomorrow , but as I moan I still love my job and having my own business Bow down Thumbs Up
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But if you hadn't regiatered for cat I the first place they wouldn't even notice. Hacks me off how hard they are on business that always pay, but do it a day late and they come down on you like a criminal...... Don't register seems to be the key Banging Head
 
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ah the joys of employing just myself, no vat and bare minimum tax Whistle
  
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I don't work, so don't get paid Thumbs Up

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never had a pay day or had a wage for over 38 years :whistle:not boss wont let me Whistle
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