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Staff are sent to catering college to learn how to time that!
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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"Very" when combined with a direction e.g. I've put it on the very top shelf or it's at the very bottom of my list of priorities.

Is there a shelf above the top shelf or a bottom further down the list than the bottom?

Also "you can visually see the difference with your own eyes" how else do you see things other than visually and who else's eyes do you see with?
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HWN wrote:
RRSTDV8 wrote:
I agree with Hugh regarding "enjoy!" when being served food.


Not that we go out for romantic meals together, Wayne.


Heaven forfend, Hugh! Rolling with laughter
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Ivan wrote:
HWN wrote:
"Is everything alright for you, guys?"


Always asked when you have just taken a fork full of food!


They learn that during training.
  
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signs outside pubs that say "good food served here/all day".

When did you see one saying "pretty awful food served here"?
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"Free range eggs", i.e., without a hyphen between "free" and "range".
 
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Hugh, maybe they just aren't charging money for them... Whistle Rolling with laughter
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"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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I ordered two signs from a Welsh printer. The English one says "Caution: dogs running free" but the Welsh one translates as "Caution: the dogs running about can be taken at no cost". I suspect Google translate was used... Laughing
 
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Happy Hump day on a Wednesday. What's that all about?

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Anything that comes out of Gerry McGovern’s mouth.
 ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧

< ‘tis but a mere scratch …….. it’ll polish out. 
 
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"hive mind" is rising quickly to the most annoying tier of words/phrases, joining "pro tip" and "level up"
  
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ronp wrote:
Anything that comes out of Gerry McGovern’s mouth.


Bow down
  
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"Sleeps 'til Christmas"
 
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77% of 229 women agree!- 77% of 229=176.33 I wonder what part of the body makes up the 0.33?
 It can when others can't,
It will when others won't,
It goes where others don't. 
 
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I think they've probably rounded the percentage, not the sample size... Thumbs Up
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