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HWN
 


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Suggestions to 'grab a brown-bag lunch to throw some ideas into the air about how we upskill to maximise greenfield opportunities"

"Pan-fried" - what else might you fry it in?
"Hi, guys".
"There are bigger crocodiles closer to the boat"
"Low-hanging-fruit".
 
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Post #233711319th May 2023 11:15 am
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kajtzu
 


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Hi Team

Or

Team

When a pointy haired boss wants to delegate work Laughing
  
Post #233711719th May 2023 11:28 am
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HWN
 


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"Diarise" earns a stern look from me.
"All hands! All hands!" = ex navy manager asking for a meeting with everyone.
 
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Post #233712019th May 2023 11:45 am
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Brian Considine
 


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Any "Americanisms", their flawed spelling & terminology.
  
Post #233712119th May 2023 12:31 pm
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RRSTDV8
 


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HWN wrote:

"Pan-fried" - what else might you fry it in?


Distinguishes from "shallow frying" and "deep frying", but I agree that's an annoying term.
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kajtzu wrote:
We are both either in some kind of management role or deal with Americans Laughing


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When doing a presentation and someone says “I’d like to talk to that point”, no you f’in don’t, you want to talk about that point. If you want to talk “to” that point turn around and talk to the screen and we’ll all Censored off for a coffee until you’re finished Thumbs Up

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“Fess up”

Mad
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..... now pootling around in a Porker EV. 
 
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"Isn't it ", used by news readers after a question, also known as a leading question.
"79% of 119 women agree", used extensively in TV adverts, I just wonder what parts of the body they use to make the statement accurate Laughing
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Brian Considine wrote:
Any "Americanisms", their flawed spelling & terminology.
,

Plus 1 , particularly when they say - good job

Also can’t stand it when some do air quotes with there fingers Censored

Must confess useto drive my wife nuts when she asked if I wanted a cuppa I would reply, - wouldn’t say no, lol
   
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The way people can’t get to the point without telling me their life stories and other irrelevancies and other people trying to second guess what I am saying and getting it wrong.
  
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Sounds like it’s time for an updated version of bull Censored bingo.
 Cheers,

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Dropping the 2nd i in aluminium (spelling and saying aluminum). First time I heard it on a US TV show I thought they were talking about a completely different metal.
  
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"I am reaching out to you..." Rolling Eyes
 
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'Nice to E meet you' All you've done is sent me an unsolicited email!!!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

'100%' used randomly in response to almost anything. ' Thats a nice blue car' '100%' Why? Its meaningless. Rolling Eyes
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