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HWN
 


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Now you mention it, "random", e.g., that random van or that random TV show.
 
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Post #233773225th May 2023 11:39 am
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RRSTDV8
 


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Naki Blake wrote:
Dropping the 2nd i in aluminium (spelling and saying aluminum). First time I heard it on a US TV show I thought they were talking about a completely different metal.


The Yanks have used the short version for many years and it is their accepted spelling. Both spellings have been used since the beginning even though it's really only the Yanks and the Canadians that use the short form these days.
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Post #233774025th May 2023 1:07 pm
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"Customer services" - no they're not! they are a barrier between those who have the power to actually get Censored done and those that desperately want Censored done...

Add to that "my (all) manager(s) are in a meeting" what? since last tuesday when I last tried to speak to them ! ?
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Post #233774225th May 2023 2:06 pm
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To add to that last one, whilst you are on hold and the stupid message keeps telling you “we are doing everything we can to answer your call”, no your not because that would mean you hiring more staff to answer calls quicker.

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Saying sat, when you mean sitting.

Missing out words completely. For example “I’m going shops” and “love you”.

Using invite, instead of invitation.

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"Did you know" - when trying to put you off wanting to talk to someone & pointing you to their (usually poor website).
  
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"Did you know" - when trying to put you off wanting to talk to someone & pointing you to their (usually poor website).
  
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“To cut a long story short” and then they witter on for ages.
  
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An oldie but a goodie…


“To be honest….”
  
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Bruh or bro
  
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HWN
 


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We ate out yesterday and got "Is everything alright for you, guys?" and "Enjoy!"

I meant to ask if my wife looks like a bloke.

When talking about money, I always say "quid" instead of "pounds" and I hate that I do so.
 
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"Let's look at the optics here..."

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I agree with Hugh regarding "enjoy!" when being served food.

My response used to be "I will if it's nice" but I got too many Paddington stares from SWMBO. Now I just say "I hope so".
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
I agree with Hugh regarding "enjoy!" when being served food.


Not that we go out for romantic meals together, Wayne.
 
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HWN wrote:
"Is everything alright for you, guys?"


Always asked when you have just taken a fork full of food!
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