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Trick or Treat....grrrr I blame the septics
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Shrinky
 


Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Fuji WhiteDiscovery 4

Don't be so F Censored ing tight. It's once a year. Just buy a big bag sweets and make some chavs happy Thumbs Up
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BORDER ROVER
 


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Location: Cumbria
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United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

The 2 armed guards at the front gate keep all the chavs out, plus the 2 mtr high fence and razor wire Very Happy , so only got my own kids and my neighbours kids ringing the door bell so not to bad and the wives walk round the estate with them. So don't mind giving them a treat or 2. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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Walmsleys
 


Member Since: 04 Sep 2007
Location: Leyland
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United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Ah, the Great British generosity streak strikes again.

So, it's American.

So, it involves you going to the door.

So, you have to give some sweets away.

Have you seen the look on the little 'uns faces when you open the door? Don't you like making people happy?

Perhaps being nice might improve the image of 4x4 drivers when they see your Disco in the drive.

Talk about grumpy old men!
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Ken
  


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discocuzzy wrote:
You miserable old gits!!!..i remember when i was a kid..if we got the door slammed on us we would collect a load of dog crap, go back to the house, cover the turd in newspaper, light it and run off and hide behind the nearest car and watch.

Priceless when the geezer comes out and tries to stamp out the fire in his porch way Whistle



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disco3kenny
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

This year i sprayed a pair of me old wellies silver and left them outside my front door......Strange didn't get no kids calling at all ?? Shocked
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Jads777
 


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I didn't mind the doorbell ringing last night.

I didn't mind giving the younger kids sweets.

I didn't even mind the older ones pelting our house with manky old food.

But if the little f Censored rs ever go near my D3! Evil or Very Mad
  
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discocuzzy
 


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disco3kenny wrote:
This year i sprayed a pair of me old wellies silver and left them outside my front door......Strange didn't get no kids calling at all ?? Shocked




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Nice one Gary Thumbs Up
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WOODY179
 


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boughty a huge tub of sweets but only had 1 call, the rest of them (there were dozens of them) just walked past the house - dont think they could be bothered as they had to open the gate - still lots of sweets for me to eat now Smile
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United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Small, or even not so small, children having sweets is fine, its the ones who want money with menaces I object to, one bag of funsize Mars later, all is well
  
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