Member Since: 13 Oct 2007
Location: Camberley
Posts: 2270
Trick or Treat....grrrr I blame the septics
Trick or bloody treat!
Go away you chav little oiks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 so far and I've only been in 15 minutes
Am going out soon as Mrs BCC comes in Welcome "Lola"
Do a google search for "Police +yourcounty +halloween" Then print of this poster and stick it to the front door next to the knocker or door bell - peace and love to all, peace and love LRs are a fond memory, apart from the maintenance.
31st Oct 2008 6:35 pm
Disco3newbie
Member Since: 26 Oct 2008
Location: Scottish Borders
Posts: 605
13 in 15mins.....just into the second pack of Haribo so that must be over 30. Parents truck them in round here. Think I'll go find the chilli powder............
They're all great kids really
31st Oct 2008 6:37 pm
busaboy74
Member Since: 17 Aug 2008
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 310
I've put the sprinker out on the drive, keeps them away.
31st Oct 2008 6:43 pm
jkp
Member Since: 16 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
Doors been ringing, but it ain't getting opened. The wee need a court order first !!!
The wee man is out at his school disco and the wife is heading out with all her mates to another party dressed as the "Pink Ladies" from grease....it didn't go down well when I said they looked more like Pink bloody elephants
31st Oct 2008 6:48 pm
wiggs
Member Since: 03 Sep 2006
Location: Manchester
Posts: 14372
Going to the pub to get away from them ....i have had my share now . G4 Gone ...but not forgotten
31st Oct 2008 7:35 pm
Ken
Member Since: 20 Feb 2006
Location: Here
Posts: 10865
One of the many advantages of living in a small rural community is that those with kids get organised and send around a letter saying they'll only knock if you put a pumpkin out, and then only between 6 and 7pm. All very civilised, so naturally Mrs Do$h and I took the opportunity to scare the out them by leaping out from behind the hedge
Expecting a bag of soiled laundry on the doorstep in the morning
DG, you want any? I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
31st Oct 2008 9:10 pm
DG Site Moderator
Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50979
Why are you and Mrs Dosh leaving a bag of soiled laundry on the doorstep ...and why do you think I would want some
Mind you ....I hear that you can sell that stuff on eBay 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
31st Oct 2008 9:19 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73132
No kids calling in Grantown tonight, choc bickies all for us!!!
31st Oct 2008 9:27 pm
bigcarpchaser
Member Since: 13 Oct 2007
Location: Camberley
Posts: 2270
No reason. No reason at all I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
31st Oct 2008 9:41 pm
discocuzzy
Member Since: 02 Feb 2008
Location: surrey
Posts: 2752
You miserable old gits!!!..i remember when i was a kid..if we got the door slammed on us we would collect a load of dog crap, go back to the house, cover the turd in newspaper, light it and run off and hide behind the nearest car and watch.
Priceless when the geezer comes out and tries to stamp out the fire in his porch way "you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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need a court order first !!!
...and why do you think I would want some 
