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Jonty
 


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Any 'spurs fans amongst you lot? Shocked  
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Post #36232820th Oct 2008 10:45 am
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SJR
 


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Like anyone will own up to that at the moment Whistle  
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Beat me to it guys. But I was expecting lots of tears as well. Doesn't anyone support poor old Spurs anymore.. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
Post #36233020th Oct 2008 10:47 am
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DiscoStu
 


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Well, I meant it - red side of North London here Very Happy

The good news for Spurs is one team have managed to survive after being in their current position at this stage of the Premiership. So it can be done.... Disco 5 HSE Lux
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Post #36233420th Oct 2008 10:50 am
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SJR
 


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Just 'googled' Tottenham Jokes (Results 1 - 10 of about 200,000 for tottenham jokes.) and found these

What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win?

A Spurs win doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the problems on the underground today?

They were caused due to a Points failure in North London
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what is the difference between a triangle and Spurs?

a triangle has three points
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What does THFC stand for ?

THEIR HEADING FOR CHAMPIONSHIP  
Post #36233520th Oct 2008 10:51 am
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Post #36233820th Oct 2008 10:54 am
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down

loved the Darren Anderton one - PMSL Thumbs Up  
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.

“Well,” replies the man, “the Arsenal ground is very close but they’re playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you’ll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop  
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A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"

"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."  
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just Classic Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


Still, they're the strongest team in the premiership.... Must be, they're holding the rest of the table up!

A Wolves fan pointed out that they're only one place below Spurs! Laughing Laughing Bodsys Brake Bible

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Jonty,
I take it you're an Arsenal fan just fancying a bit of fun with the Spurs supporters. How nasty can you get!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

But bloody funny, I can see this thread going on until they get relegated!! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down  
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Relegated, that should be confirmed by Christmas then....... Laughing Bodsys Brake Bible

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Who'd have believed you'd get WORSE when Robbie Keane left Snigger



Not looking good I'd affraid.


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I'll own up to being a Spurs fan! Bring it on you f'ers! Loving the power of the TDV8!  
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