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Re: Things that really **** me off...

207 wrote:
... 1. People that drive around with their front fog lights on because they think it makes them look cool!
2. Drivers that come up behind you in lane 2 or 3 and flash their lights to to make you pull over because they want to do 90mph not 70.

3. Drivers that put their headlights up to full beam before they have fully passed in the oposit direction.

3. 16/17 year olds that go around on mopeds revving and beeping their little horn because they think its hard.

4. ..... I could go on all day.

Anyone else got any things that really anoy them that other drivers do?! Razz


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http://www.207oc.com/index.php/topic,5432.0.html

there you go.... not beaten,,, but equaled.. Whistle
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really sorry but if you REALLY want to Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter go have a look,

some one has got a ratle behind his dash and there is also a calender photo comp going on....

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have just been "over there" for a minute..

this is what i found.... Shocked

http://my350z.com/forum/the-lounge-off-top...uined.html

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Re: Things that really **** me off...

dg wrote:
207 wrote:

2. drivers that come up behind you in lane 2 or 3 and flash their lights to to make you pull over because they want to do 90mph not 70.


just get out of the way Twisted Evil

i would willingly ram you off the road Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Thumbs Up ...or undertake you, return to your lane and then slam my brakes on 8)

shhheesh ...i bet you've never driven at 31mph in a 30 eh Whistle

welcome to the site btw ... hope the '207' isn't an indication of vehicle Wink


no, ive done my fair share of being over the limit, but im not moving just cos there is some b Censored d behind flashing his lights, He can Censored wait till i want to pull in!!!
  
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Oi 207 why are you out in lane 2 - 3 thats for proper cars go play with the trucks pi$$ them off and its 44t up your Censored
  
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207,
Welcome to the forum. I think that's you well and truly initiated Thumbs Up Thumbs Up I haven't had such a good laugh for quite a while. Thumbs Up

ad15,
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Re: Things that really **** me off...

207 wrote:
but im not moving just cos there is some bas*erd behind flashing his lights, He can fu*king wait till i want to pull in!!!

Thud

I've got a rant...

It's not the "fast lane". It's not lane "3". It's the overtaking lane. Always has been. As far as I know, no government body in any European country has redesignated it differently.

Only lane anyone should be in is the driving lane. No one should be in any of the other lanes unless you are overtaking. Which means if someone is flashing you, then you have either pulled out in front of them (remember mirror, signal and maneuver ONLY if the way is clear...?); driving in the overtaking lane for no reason and this person is trying to pass; or the overtaking maneuver has been completed with the exception of pulling back into the driving lane...

And if the other person is going too fast...? The Police are there to police the roads. Two wrongs don't make a right. Ask any traffic policeman - it is not for "us" to slow down traffic. That's dangerous and leads to road-rage...

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