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SJR
 


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 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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Post #46658713th May 2009 3:06 pm
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NoDo$h wrote:
Censored ing caravans..... Evil or Very Mad


Tell me about it and while we're on the subject why do horse boxes go slower than the horses inside them can go Evil or Very Mad

Followed one for ages today and I could have walked faster myself

EDIT - I am in a idle wind up mood today by the way
 

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Post #46658913th May 2009 3:07 pm
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I find horses positively enjoy the experience of having to lean into the corners Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #46659013th May 2009 3:10 pm
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Why fight ?
















...when you can shoot Whistle
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countrywide wrote:
why do horse boxes go slower than the horses inside them can go Evil or Very Mad

Followed one for ages today and I could have walked faster myself


Oi, CW, come 'ere and say that!! Wink

Seriously though, have you tried towing a box with a ton of unsecured and unbalanced meat in the back, with the CofG somewhere near the roof! And if you damage the cargo, SWMBO starts crying and gives you a £200 vet bill Shocked
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come and have a go if you think your hard enough Whistle




















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 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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ridgeback_moor wrote:


Seriously though, have you tried towing a box with a ton of unsecured and unbalanced meat in the back, with the CofG somewhere near the roof! And if you damage the cargo, SWMBO starts crying and gives you a £200 vet bill Shocked


The options for mother in law jokes are so huge I can't even make a start Rolling with laughter
  
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All this talk about bun fights has reminded me I'm hungry as missed lunch!!! Big Cry Big Cry
   
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blue meanie
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 and theeeeennn......???  
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Just give me 2 minutes with a cricket bat and Hazel Blears' face.

And Harry Hill, for that matter. Big collared t^^&t.
 No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads! 

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SJR
 


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Unnecessary quote removed

I think somebody beat you to it some time ago Whistle

As the quote was modded making the above somewhat vague Rolling Eyes I was referring to the comment about Hazel Blears face Thumbs Up
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
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Post #46664313th May 2009 4:59 pm
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can i bring my Censored mates
  
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NoDo$h
 


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sure, although we'll need their full name, address and proof of paying more in tax than they draw in benefits Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Hassle
 


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you can fight them for that info cos I'm bug'd if I'm asking
  
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Suggest you do a forum search on the subject....... Whistle Whistle Whistle
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