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aless672001
 


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http://www.repubblica.it/esteri/2012/04/24...ef=HRESS-9

come mai, secondo voi, non ha messo le ridotte, alzato le sospenzioni, impostato il programma roccia, la retro, ed è uscito senza creare casini? Whistle  
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a_paolo
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Italy 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

aless672001 wrote:
http://www.repubblica.it/esteri/2012/04/24/foto/entra_con_l_auto_nella_stazione_della_metro_pensava_fosse_un_parcheggio-33857944/1/?ref=HRESS-9

come mai, secondo voi, non ha messo le ridotte, alzato le sospenzioni, impostato il programma roccia, la retro, ed è uscito senza creare casini? Whistle


Aspetta aspetta... fammi indivinare! Perche' e' una Dacia Duster? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter  
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a_paolo
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aless672001
 


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Italy 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing .... la polizia si era andata a mettere al sicuro.... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

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01coccobet
 


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Italy 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

Shocked figuring it out!!!!
the best feeling:getting airborne.  
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Sidestick
 


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Location: Rome
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Italy 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Non sò perchè ma sta pubblicità mi ricorda il film Terminator!!!!

Side

 - Easy-Lift suspension module 4.0
- GoodWinch 9500 lb
- Full underbody protections
- Tree/Rock sidebars
- Prospeed roofrack & ladder
- Compressor guard
- Raised Air Intake
- Driving lights (2+4)
- 50 mm Waffle boards
- Altox Heater control
- Overland Rooftop Tent
- Rear seats entertainment
- Front & Rear camera
- GVIF
- Removable tow bar
- Cubby box fridge
- BFG KO2 265/65R17
- iidTool BT  
Post #9987425th Nov 2012 5:05 pm
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aless672001
 


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Italy 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 3

ragazzi, bando alle ciance, mi serve aiuto. Domani mia suocera compie 69 anni. COSA GLI REGALO Question Question Question Big Cry Big Cry Bow down Bow down Bow down  
Post #100797823rd Nov 2012 2:29 pm
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myland
 


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Italy 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Un bel giretto sull' Etna con il Disco ?? ma non come passeggera........sai come si divertirebbe ?? Laughing Disco3 HSE Java Black My 2007, ma comprato usato.....  
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aless672001
 


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myland wrote:
Un bel giretto sull' Etna con il Disco ?? ma non come passeggera........sai come si divertirebbe ?? Laughing

no... non esageriamo... vabbè che è la mamma di mia moglie vabbe che gli voglio un pò di bene, ma il D3 meglio lo guidi io. Mr. Green  
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vezzo83
 


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Io gli regalerei un bel verricello...se poi non Sto arrivando! Che darsene..magari tu hai dove metterlo...tipo che ne so..uno scaffale in garage..un magazzino..dietro la targa del disco...

Pensavo di fare lo stesso regalo a mia moglie..ma quando glie l ho detto ha impugnato la sporca e meschina carta del divorzio...ma tanto dalla suocera non si può divorziare...purtroppo..quindi col verricello vai sul sicuro...  
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moquito
 


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vezzo83 wrote:
se poi non Sto arrivando! Che darsene..


L'iPhone ha questo vizio! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

io ho cambiato le abbreviazioni togliendo "sa = Sto arrivando!" altrimenti mi mandava al manicomio! Laughing  
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vezzo83
 


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Italy 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Unknown ColourDiscovery 3

Mannaggia...che nervoso che mi fa venire ste apparecchio..non mi ero proprio accorto che mi aveva auto corretto(corretto un bel niente) la frase...la cosa che sto notando in questo preciso momento e' che tutto il tempo che la correzione automatica ti fa guadagnare nella scrittura el post poi io la devo moltiplicare per 3 per ricontrollare di non aver scritto eresie...

Risultato...c avrei messo meno a scrivere con il vecchio Commodore 64...  
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vezzo83
 


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Italy 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Unknown ColourDiscovery 3

Parentesi..i prodotti Apple sono già problematici per noi con le mani grosse..non vi dico che idiozie scriveva il telefono della land rover...con quello non solo correggeva quando pareva a lui..ma addirittura con parole apparentemente senza testo..è se si sbagliava..be' si faceva prima a cancellare tutto e rifare...grande telefono quello..rispecchia esattamente lo spiritoLR....  
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DiscoRagno
 


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Non sapevo dove mettere le foto....
così hopensato di metterle quì....

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Sidestick
 


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Italy 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Da calendario... peccato la qualità!

Side - Easy-Lift suspension module 4.0
- GoodWinch 9500 lb
- Full underbody protections
- Tree/Rock sidebars
- Prospeed roofrack & ladder
- Compressor guard
- Raised Air Intake
- Driving lights (2+4)
- 50 mm Waffle boards
- Altox Heater control
- Overland Rooftop Tent
- Rear seats entertainment
- Front & Rear camera
- GVIF
- Removable tow bar
- Cubby box fridge
- BFG KO2 265/65R17
- iidTool BT  
Post #102056917th Dec 2012 5:45 pm
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