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Disco_Mikey
 


Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20830

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

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 My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread 
 
Post #23791919th Oct 2024 6:08 am
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Rescue01
 


Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2502

Scotland 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Buckingham BlueDiscovery 3

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 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
Post #23792009th Oct 2024 8:16 am
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12988

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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #23792109th Oct 2024 11:45 am
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12988

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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #23792129th Oct 2024 11:58 am
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13494

United Kingdom 

He's dropped his wife and mother-in-law off somewhere and is heading back to the hurricane zone for a bit of peace and quiet. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
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HWN
 


Member Since: 23 Feb 2018
Location: Near Llanybydder (near Puff!)
Posts: 4561

Wales 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 4

What? Are they the same person? It isn't Arkansas!
 
2015 Volvo V40
2014 D4 HSE
2006 RRS - C'est mort. Fin...  ...It's alive!  Oh no, it's not - scrapped.
2019 Suzuki Kingquad 400
2017 RamRod Taskmaster 1150
1977 John Deere 2130
 
 
Post #23792209th Oct 2024 2:55 pm
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13494

United Kingdom 

Deep South USA - anything goes down there. So long as it's white, drawls and thumps the Bible, it's all good. Y'all.


(Yes, southern Florida is not considered Deep South but Tampa is close to the border of Deep South and Not Deep South in Florida, so I'm sticking with my joke.)
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
Post #23792249th Oct 2024 3:00 pm
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Paul J.
 


Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7592

United Kingdom 

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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
Post #23792569th Oct 2024 8:59 pm
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12988

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Hoping this is wrong ! From BBC Weather App, next two days have wind speeds of over 14000mph here in Swinton.

Seems quite mild outside though.


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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #237926510th Oct 2024 6:38 am
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Worms
 


Member Since: 24 Sep 2023
Location: Highlands
Posts: 367

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Yes, the BBC weather app has this everywhere this morning!
 Previously:
2010 FL2 TD4e GS
‘93 Defender 110 200TDi CSW - still got this, non-runner on SORN.
‘87 Defender 90 4 cyl Petrol
‘83 110 CSW V8 - best ever!
Range Rover 2-door V8 (not sure of year - 4-speed box and vacuum diff switch)
Series III SWB Diesel 
 
Post #237926810th Oct 2024 6:53 am
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nigethecat
 


Member Since: 11 Sep 2016
Location: Marnoch
Posts: 4235

Ukraine 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

In Aberdeenshire we refer to those wind speeds as "a bit blowy" Very Happy
 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
Post #237927510th Oct 2024 8:00 am
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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10766

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

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Post #237927610th Oct 2024 8:02 am
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astonbuilder
 


Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8122

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My son now lives down near the Austrian border and go a short distance east heading Munich way and beyond you go from Kissing to Petting to Fugging......

Kissing to Censored in less than three hours, fast mover Rolling with laughter


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There are many 'good' names in UK, the 'Inbetweeners' cast made a short roadtrip programme on it and included places such as; Minge Lane, Censored , Nob End, Fanny Hands Lane, Bell End, etc.
  
Post #237928810th Oct 2024 10:40 am
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RRSTDV8
 


Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13494

United Kingdom 

There used to be numerous Gropecu*t Lanes around the country. Most were renamed to something more polite. The one in Oxford is now called Magpie Lane, for example.
 Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!" 
 
Post #237929110th Oct 2024 11:04 am
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al cope
 


Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10349

England 

We have a Bell End, in a place called Rood End near us. Pity the folks that live there Rolling with laughter

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
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