Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
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A cow, an ant and an idiot were debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said "I give 20 Litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
Why are you still reading? It's your turn to say something...
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A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex".
She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said "Supersex".
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered "I'll take the soup". Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D4 SDV6 SE Tech Kaikoura Stone MY15.
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Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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Got me there....  Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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Landie71
Member Since: 23 Oct 2012
Location: Worksop, Nottinghamshire
Posts: 1019
 
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