Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said "You're an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks "What the hell does that mean?"
He said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles
. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D4 SDV6 SE Tech Kaikoura Stone MY15.
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
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Landie71
Member Since: 23 Oct 2012
Location: Worksop, Nottinghamshire
Posts: 1019
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Alan B
Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
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D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten
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