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Funny Monkey Business
There's something you don't see very often
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla up in the tree in his front yard. Not knowing quite what to do, he looks in the yellow pages under “Gorilla Removal Service” and sure enough finds a listing-Harry`s Ape Removal.
So he calls up Harry and about an hour later Harry shows up with all the tools of his trade, a pick-up truck, a pair of handcuffs, a ferociously-trained dog and a shotgun.
Harry then proceeds to explain the removal procedure to the man because he will need help:
“Now, I`m going to climb up in this tree and shake the tree until the gorilla falls out of the tree. The very instant the gorilla hits the ground, this daog is trained to rush up and bite his balls off. This will temporarily immobilize the gorilla allowing you to safely walk up and place the handcuffs on him. I`ll then get him into the truck while he`s still in a daze”.
Harry then begins to climb the tree and the man asks, “Hey what`s the shotgun for?”
“Oh, yes,” says Harry, “occasionally when I shake the tree, the gorilla shakes back, and if I fall, shoot the damn dog!”2005 D3 HSE 2011 D4 Landmark 2016 D4 HSE Lux
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25th Aug 2016 2:59 pm
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D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
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25th Aug 2016 3:16 pm
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I like that! Richard
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25th Aug 2016 4:34 pm
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25th Aug 2016 4:35 pm
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I saw that a few months ago in LA (Littlehampton) it went to the nurses just over the level crossing at Lyminster, I think its called the silver back nursery.DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
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25th Aug 2016 4:36 pm
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Secretly I was hoping he wanted to sell them. I wanted to hide one in the garden D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
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25th Aug 2016 4:40 pm
al cope
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@ rockcrawler - thats true, they arent usually in the back - they're usually behind the wheel
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25th Aug 2016 4:42 pm
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Funny you should say that as the driver did resemble one of them D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
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