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10forcash
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BN wrote:10forcash wrote:BN wrote:10forcash wrote:Dom Harvey wrote:10forcash wrote:Filled up with Diesel today  , anyway whilst I was converting cash into go-juice, I was thinking how cool it would be to drive up to the pay kiosk (it's a drive-through-to-pay filling station), drop the suspension, hand over the plastic, sign, then raise the suspension before driving off  worked a treat  the whole place virtually stopped, even managed to get a few 'tut-tuts' from a couple of blokes from  's era  a pleasing bonus was hearing the burble of the exhausts as I pulled away with the window gently auto-closing
yer, ok, sad - I know 
Oh dear what happening to you, thats out of character
not really, mowed down a couple of 'yoofs' on the way out - all in the interests of pedestrian safety testing of course - and scared the $hit out of a microbe driver who thought I was going to wait for him to clear the T junction before pulling out at full chat
Avoidance tactics eh 
not really... I was just so disgusted with myself for having a 'fluffy moment'  somebody had to get it!!  think the microbe driver will be practicing avoidance tactic's though.... once he comes out of catatonic shock
If you touch them with your winch, it would disintegrate a microbe wouldn't it?
think the fairlead would swallow it whole 
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BN
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10forcash wrote:BN wrote:10forcash wrote:BN wrote:10forcash wrote:Dom Harvey wrote:10forcash wrote:Filled up with Diesel today , anyway whilst I was converting cash into go-juice, I was thinking how cool it would be to drive up to the pay kiosk (it's a drive-through-to-pay filling station), drop the suspension, hand over the plastic, sign, then raise the suspension before driving off worked a treat the whole place virtually stopped, even managed to get a few 'tut-tuts' from a couple of blokes from 's era a pleasing bonus was hearing the burble of the exhausts as I pulled away with the window gently auto-closing
yer, ok, sad - I know
Oh dear what happening to you, thats out of character
not really, mowed down a couple of 'yoofs' on the way out - all in the interests of pedestrian safety testing of course - and scared the $hit out of a microbe driver who thought I was going to wait for him to clear the T junction before pulling out at full chat
Avoidance tactics eh
not really... I was just so disgusted with myself for having a 'fluffy moment' somebody had to get it!! think the microbe driver will be practicing avoidance tactic's though.... once he comes out of catatonic shock
If you touch them with your winch, it would disintegrate a microbe wouldn't it?
think the fairlead would swallow it whole
Might lose your number plate though
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| 20th Oct 2005 6:33 pm |
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10forcash
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BN wrote:10forcash wrote:BN wrote:10forcash wrote:BN wrote:10forcash wrote:Dom Harvey wrote:10forcash wrote:Filled up with Diesel today , anyway whilst I was converting cash into go-juice, I was thinking how cool it would be to drive up to the pay kiosk (it's a drive-through-to-pay filling station), drop the suspension, hand over the plastic, sign, then raise the suspension before driving off worked a treat the whole place virtually stopped, even managed to get a few 'tut-tuts' from a couple of blokes from 's era a pleasing bonus was hearing the burble of the exhausts as I pulled away with the window gently auto-closing
yer, ok, sad - I know
Oh dear what happening to you, thats out of character
not really, mowed down a couple of 'yoofs' on the way out - all in the interests of pedestrian safety testing of course - and scared the $hit out of a microbe driver who thought I was going to wait for him to clear the T junction before pulling out at full chat
Avoidance tactics eh
not really... I was just so disgusted with myself for having a 'fluffy moment' somebody had to get it!! think the microbe driver will be practicing avoidance tactic's though.... once he comes out of catatonic shock
If you touch them with your winch, it would disintegrate a microbe wouldn't it?
think the fairlead would swallow it whole
Might lose your number plate though
ahhhh well, collateral damage is ineviatable I suppose
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| 20th Oct 2005 10:56 pm |
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10forcash
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Unbelieveable!!
Bong, bong, bong, all flippin' morning finally get round to looking at the message (expecting suspension, park brake, PDC, thermo-nuclear missile launcher fault) just how big are these screen wash bottles? i've seen hamsters with bigger bladders!!
Still, I suppose six weeks isn't too bad.... wonder if it's covered by the warranty or do I call LR assist out? answers on a £10 note to Disco3.co.uk
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| 10th Nov 2005 10:55 pm |
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Slimer
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You know exactly how big it is and how much it gets in the way of winch fitting The End
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| 10th Nov 2005 10:57 pm |
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10forcash
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Slimer wrote:You know exactly how big it is and how much it gets in the way of winch fitting
yer, but that's a -3 on the comedy scale
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| 10th Nov 2005 10:58 pm |
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Slimer
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You must use a lot of 'squirt' I normally manage a good two months between fill ups The End
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| 10th Nov 2005 11:01 pm |
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10forcash
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Slimer wrote:You must use a lot of 'squirt' I normally manage a good two months between fill ups
the 'headlamps-to-auto, Mr Worf' setting uses a load as well
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| 10th Nov 2005 11:05 pm |
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Slimer
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Headlamp wash looks great when they're turned on, bizzare light patterns suddenly  The End
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| 10th Nov 2005 11:09 pm |
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10forcash
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Slimer wrote:Headlamp wash looks great when they're turned on, bizzare light patterns suddenly
still smile at the 'boot up' headlamp dance with the adaptives... one day i'll flatten me battery watching that!
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| 10th Nov 2005 11:12 pm |
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