Rob_whp
Member Since: 06 Feb 2010
Location: Skipton, North Yorkshire
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
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dangerdave
Member Since: 23 Nov 2010
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dsd1036
Member Since: 27 Feb 2010
Location: Surrey
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
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Cheers Ian
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Cam-Tech-Craig
Member Since: 24 Feb 2012
Location: Gloucestershire
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 15.5MY XS in Corris Grey with Black & Almond leather
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kp
Member Since: 27 May 2011
Location: Sticking the Ex back in the skanks bin
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Sounds like a sticky situation to me... FFRR Owner, very nearly became a D3 owner 
Test piloted a new D4 XS SDV6.. Gone and being forgotten i hope!!
D4 HSE 10MY
D4 XS 11MY
SSRR Destroyer *2
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