Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
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A woman sitting in an Bournemouth pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Sharkey and Smudger sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
"Ken ya swaller?" asked Sharkey. The woman signalled "No!" desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Smudge. The woman shook her head "No!!"
With that, Smudge walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bottom.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Smudge swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Sharkey said in admiration "Ya know Smudge, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it!" Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
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