harrim51
Member Since: 29 Aug 2009
Location: Malvern
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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.
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DiscoDad
Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: Beautiful Teesdale
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| 7th Dec 2011 9:49 am |
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pottyscotty
Member Since: 06 Dec 2011
Location: B'ham
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| 7th Dec 2011 9:52 am |
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
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Cheers Ian
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| 7th Dec 2011 9:53 am |
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2DISCO3ORNOT
Member Since: 27 Apr 2009
Location: at sea
Posts: 1209
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Thats just not true Is it  
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| 7th Dec 2011 10:38 am |
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dadof7kids
Member Since: 23 Aug 2011
Location: sunny Doncaster
Posts: 1303
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java Black D3 gone : (
Club Lux : ) GONE : (
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| 7th Dec 2011 11:56 am |
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