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JordsDisco
 


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It never rains, but it pours. It’s really all a storm in a tea cup, but it will blow itself out, lightening quick before we get hot under the collar. Whistle  
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nigethecat
 


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If we do get rid of the Met office does that mean that we won't have any weather at all? or will the weather stay at what is is just now for all eternity (very happy with that as it's sunny here at the moment) ?

Could this be a way to beat global warming ? Whistle I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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Hardware
 


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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Disco_Mikey wrote:
We never went to the met office on a school trip. We know how the forecast goes anyway.

If its wet outside, it's raining. If its sunny outside, it's about to rain Laughing


The Metropolitan Police, not the Meteorological Office.

Thud Snigger



Never !!!

I am shocked. I blame Disco Mickey for starting this childish exchange. Laughing  
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So, if Whistle it's The Metropolitan Police, which "OfXXXXX" inspects them?

Not OfSted as they never learn from their mistakes.

Not OfComm as they are quite poor at sharing Communications (aside from dodgy WhatsApp messages)

Perhaps it's OfSHOOT ... based on historical trigger-happiness.





AND PLEASE - The above is intended as humour, so no force/ex-force indignation.  
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Perhaps DSL's astronomy link was the best one.

But, as they say, Comet the hour, Comet the man.

















Too warm for a coat, I'll just leave quietly.  
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