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nigethecat wrote:
Had the pleasure of driving one of those around the training grounds in Germany courtesy of the Blues and Royals as a 16yr old cadet... followed by a play in a Chieftain Very Happy sitting the drivers seat is probably the only time being a shortarse was an advantage Laughing


I also did the same in Germany with the army cadets around 1979-80 ish , we stayed with the 3rd 12 lancers for a week Thumbs Up was a great week playing in tanks and a few few great flights in a linx helicopter Bow down Bow down Censored
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I think that's the same type that last year was parked in a side street in the leafy suburban streets of Didsbury - caused proper consternation amongst the thumbed-up-nosed locals (I remember when it was sh*t before it got Gentrified)
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Gareth wrote:
nigethecat wrote:
Had the pleasure of driving one of those around the training grounds in Germany courtesy of the Blues and Royals as a 16yr old cadet... followed by a play in a Chieftain Very Happy sitting the drivers seat is probably the only time being a shortarse was an advantage Laughing


Interesting you mention Chieftain Tank. You got me wondering if I drove a Chieftain or a Challenger? They all look the same to me! All I can tell you is it was a huge tank, 2 stroke diesel that made a real weird howling sound. Very smoky. Possibly 12 cylinders? Motorcycle gear shift. I sat in a small cockpit at the front looking through a small opening.


Chieftain then - the L60 was two stroke with a very distinctive howl to it (when it's actually running - good old British engineering)
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Yes that’s the one.

  
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When I was a callow youth of about seventeen I walked my dog past a CVR(T) and its crew who had stopped for a brew before camping there. A few minutes later I had a "get orf my land" encounter with a farmer whilst using a legal footpath. Walking back the way I'd come, I must have looked a bit shaken up because one of the soldiers asked me if I was alright, then told me they'd met the farmer who had been a Censored to them too.

The next day, the farmer's Renault 4 was in the middle of the field atop a stack of straw bales about four high with the doors, bonnet and tailgate all open. Wink
 
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I wonder if, when he went to pay, he got asked “ did you fill the tank?”

Sorry, I’ll get me coat

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These puns are deffo on the right tracks. Whistle Whistle
   
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They'll rumble on for ages.
 
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Are we gunner traverse the pun landscape?
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Any ar-more? Whistle Whistle

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Wheel have to get through a loader poor puns, first. If there was a moderator named 'Mant', the punning thread would only continue if mantlet it.
 
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DSL, he’s a Censored . He can’t stop swearing. He’s got turrets. 💥
  
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Pun quality is tanking Whistle
  
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Guess we should get back on track Whistle
  
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yeah ... just soldier on.
  
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