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RRSTDV8
 


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DG, whilst that's funny for us who don't believe in conspiracy hypotheses, there's a scary number who would swallow that hook, line and sinker. Big Cry
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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Do they know it's Covid time......................

P.S. SWMBO reads the "Dailyfail" !!!!!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9...e-all.html
  
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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Sea Raider wrote:



Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 
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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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Aren’t petrol stations classed as essential retail? Laughing Laughing Laughing
   
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Do you have a SWMBO who would appreciate a gallon can of petrol as a Christmas present . . . ?
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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I’m not that brave, was thinking of my misspent past where Chrimbo pressie had to be sourced from the local petrol station and on Christmas Eve only. Laughing

A different time. Thumbs Up
   
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Indeed. 4/3 a gallon.
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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