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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are imprisoned by the Taliban and sentenced to death by firing squad. The Taliban leader offers them all a last request.
First, he asks the Scotsman his last request. The Scot replies “I would like a band of the scots guards to play flower of Scotland on the pipes and drums”
He then asks the Irish guy for his last request. The Irishman replies “I would like a full Irish band and troupe of dancers to perform the Riverdance”
What’s your last request he asks the Englishman? “Shoot me first” he replied.There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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Ceekay
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wish mine did D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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Batfink
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2006 TdV6 HSE.
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Batfink
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2006 TdV6 HSE.
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Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
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Pelyma
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DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S
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ronp
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There's always a load of celebrity workout videos this time of year....
... but this one really does "take the biscuit".
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