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Madmole
 


Member Since: 11 Sep 2019
Location: Essex
Posts: 193

United Kingdom 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

  
Post #208738927th Sep 2019 11:10 am
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Gazellio
 


Member Since: 09 Jan 2011
Location: Chilterns
Posts: 4130

United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 4 TDV6 SE Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

me
  
Post #208739227th Sep 2019 11:14 am
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 4446

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

and me
 Richard


D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.



Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone 
 
Post #208739327th Sep 2019 11:15 am
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TigerRecovery
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Long Stratton, Norwich, Norfolk
Posts: 901

Wales 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

My wife after I load it so I've stopped doing it now.
 1972 Range Rover Classic 2 door V8
2013 Land Rover Discovery 4 HSE - SCRAPPED
2016 Land Rover Discovery 4 Landmark
2022 Volvo XC40 T5 PHEV 282HP FWD 3 cylinder! 
 
Post #208739627th Sep 2019 11:26 am
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12840

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

I can't get it past my family that stacking all the plates so close they're touching or putting scissors in whilst closed is akin to washing your hands whilst making a fist.
Nor that tall stuff directly in front of the detergent drawer stops it opening.
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Dean
====================================

2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
Post #208739927th Sep 2019 11:41 am
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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Quote:
I can't get it past my family that stacking all the plates so close they're touching or putting scissors in whilst closed is akin to washing your hands whilst making a fist.
Nor that tall stuff directly in front of the detergent drawer stops it opening.


And they don't understand that rinsing major food residues off items going in the dish washer ensures that they wash better & saves regularly scrabbling around to clear filters.

NJSS
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
Post #208740227th Sep 2019 11:47 am
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NJSS
 


Member Since: 06 May 2009
Location: Catherington, Hampshire.
Posts: 10617

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4



Whistle
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
Post #208741427th Sep 2019 12:24 pm
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Iguana
 


Member Since: 14 Oct 2013
Location: 'Sunny' Zomerset
Posts: 9402

Ukraine 

Gazellio @ Prestige Cars wrote:
me


I've banned her from loading it, problem solved Thumbs Up
 Iggy/Ieuan

Current LR =
2015 RR Sport Autobiography
&
1992 Land Rover Defender Camper

- Gone but not forgotten:
MY10 D4 GS
MY05 Disco 3 'S'
MY14 FL2 HSE manual in Blue
MY15 Disco 4 HSE Lux in Santorini Black
MY08 Disco 3 SE manual in Buck Blue
1960 Series 2 88" (No idea why I sold it!) 
 
Post #208752427th Sep 2019 7:12 pm
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Pelyma
  


Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496

England 

Leave it to the wife - problem solved.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
Post #208752627th Sep 2019 7:30 pm
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286

Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

I’m not allowed to load it. Over the years I’ve cultivated a useless inability to do anything correctly in the kitchen so I am banned from it. I feel that she knows it was a ruse. Very Happy
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
Post #208753027th Sep 2019 7:52 pm
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discovery1953
 


Member Since: 07 Jan 2014
Location: Westbrook, Wilts.
Posts: 1165

England 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Kaikoura StoneDiscovery 4

Dishwasher................ what's that....... Question

Oh................ you mean me Rolling Eyes
  
Post #208754327th Sep 2019 8:33 pm
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ILC
 


Member Since: 26 Nov 2011
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 75

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 5 Seat Manual Java BlackDiscovery 3

Hardware 17 and NJSS, have you got listening devices in our home?! The topic is the source of many constructive and informative discussions... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Discovery 3
L322 Vogue
Defender 90 - 1993
David Brown 885
All Gone: Range Rover Classic 2 Door - 1978/Land Rover Series IIA - 1964/Land Rover 90 - 1987/Land Rover Series III - Air Portable - 1979 
 
Post #208759728th Sep 2019 6:47 am
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Hardware
 


Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12840

United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

our dishwasher broke down last night Sad












































so I gave her a cup of tea, a biscuit and 5 minutes rest and she was right as rain.

(you have 10 mins to read this then i will delete it in case she ever reads this site) Whistle
  
Post #208760428th Sep 2019 8:05 am
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BBDisco3
 


Member Since: 23 Nov 2008
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 3643

United Kingdom 

To late Dean. I have already printed a screen shot and it will be in 1st class post Monday Laughing
  
Post #208764328th Sep 2019 9:43 am
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LeighW
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 31 Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, AUS
Posts: 918

Australia 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

BBDisco3 wrote:
To late Dean. I have already printed a screen shot and it will be in 1st class post Monday


BBDisco3, I sincerely hope that you meant "Too late Dean. ..." rather than jumping the gun on the assumed actions of Dean's other half. Laughing Laughing Laughing
 LeighW

The old girl is on her third engine...
* first ran a bearing (design failure in original engine)
* second had a failure of the water outlet on top of the engine (pls check yours) 
 
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