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DG
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Wales 
[For Sale] Handcart



Brand new - never used
Seats 17,410,742
Fire retardant for 30 minutes
Current market rate £-70bn ono
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #167211624th Jun 2016 9:45 am
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Woolmeister
 


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Ukraine 

Mileage? Whistle
 2021 BMW iX3 Premier Edition in Carbon Black ⚡️🔌
2019 Škoda Kodiaq 2.0 Tdi 190 DSG Sportline in Quartz Grey. Excellent vehicle. Gone.
2017 Discovery Sport HSE Auto in Carpathian Grey and Ebony Leather. Modern JLR Junk. Gone.
2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual in Zermatt Silver with Ebony Cloth (143k) Gone, but now patrolling the Asia section of the West Midlands Safari Park! 
 
Post #167211724th Jun 2016 9:46 am
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bigdave
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Have you complied with site for sale rules?
 All things shipping, storage, transport. UK and worldwide.

E-mail info@md-couriers.co.uk 
 
Post #167212624th Jun 2016 9:55 am
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Pelyma
  


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That's not a real handcart, you have to squint and stand on one leg to make it look like a handcart.
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
Post #167212824th Jun 2016 9:57 am
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DSL
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Is there a flounce hidden in the back of the cart. Whistle Whistle
   
Post #167212924th Jun 2016 9:58 am
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NJSS
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Could you please load it up with:-

Jean-Claude Juncker
Martin Schulz
Donald Tusk
François Hollande
Angela Merkel
Jeremy Corbyn; and for good measure Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton

and wheel them far, far, far away.
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
Post #167213224th Jun 2016 10:08 am
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CFB
 


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...............will go nicely with all those surplus bandwagons
 2020 BMW X1 18d XDrive X-Line Auto  
Post #167214024th Jun 2016 10:22 am
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ronp
 


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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

.... no doubt it comes complete with a one way ticket to hell!

oh btw, what's its off-road capabilities ..... will it traverse brimstone and fire?
 ...... always on the road less travelled 🚧

< ‘tis but a mere scratch …….. it’ll polish out. 
 
Post #167214124th Jun 2016 10:22 am
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armalites
 


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Looks like that used to be towed by a horse, what happened to the dead horse did you flog that too?
 IID PRO
MSV Extreme
Nanocom One 
 
Post #167214724th Jun 2016 10:33 am
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NJSS
 


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Shame on you DG.....

I recognise that hand cart, you nicked it from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Salt Lake City.

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
Post #167216624th Jun 2016 10:52 am
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comedyharvey
 


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We'll need a bigger one than that DG, one to seat 33,568,184.

After all, even if you voted Remain, we're all heading to Hell together......
 Arthur.
Comedy was a horse, Harvey a dog, both sadly gone. Thought I was choosing a password!

Currently;
Discovery 3 HSE 2009
101" Fwd. Control 1976
Nuffield 10/90 Tractor (10/60 with 6 cylinder conversion) 1964

Previously;
Series III Lightweight. 1976. 
 
Post #167223024th Jun 2016 12:20 pm
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Woolmeister
 


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Ukraine 

In the spirit of the forum, if you don't sell it complete, would you consider selling the wheels separately?

Steve
 2021 BMW iX3 Premier Edition in Carbon Black ⚡️🔌
2019 Škoda Kodiaq 2.0 Tdi 190 DSG Sportline in Quartz Grey. Excellent vehicle. Gone.
2017 Discovery Sport HSE Auto in Carpathian Grey and Ebony Leather. Modern JLR Junk. Gone.
2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual in Zermatt Silver with Ebony Cloth (143k) Gone, but now patrolling the Asia section of the West Midlands Safari Park! 
 
Post #167223124th Jun 2016 12:22 pm
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Moo
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Dibs on the wheels.
 D4 HSE EU6 (Known as Jeeves)

New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!) Sold

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #167230624th Jun 2016 2:48 pm
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DSL
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You'll never get them over the brakes. Whistle
   
Post #167231824th Jun 2016 3:12 pm
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Pelyma
  


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Can you detail it?
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
Post #167232424th Jun 2016 3:18 pm
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