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Cellerdweller
 


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How to pick a SWMBO

Don't pick your Swmbo until you've taken advice from this man :thumbsup

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brilliant

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I'll wait til SWMBO's out somewhere. Whistle

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I decided to ask my SWMBO to marry me by analysing not what qualities she had that I wanted, but instead what qualities she didn't have that I didn't want.

Worked a treat and we just celebrated 10 years Married in July after 14 years together Thumbs Up
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Been over it again and again, but still scratching my head trying to find where swmbo fits in.

Confused


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ronp wrote:
Been over it again and again, but still scratching my head trying to find where swmbo fits in.

Confused


Anywhere but tranny I would hope Whistle
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