Advertise on DISCO3.CO.UK
Forum · Gallery · Wiki · Shop · Sponsors
DISCO3.CO.UK > Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts

Breaking - Scotland Votes NO - Great Britain is Great again
Post Reply  Down to end
Page 2 of 3 <123>
DG
Site Moderator 


Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50977

Wales 

Discotres wrote:
No capitals please or you will face the wrath of the mods Shocked

And no video links or you will be sent to hell Shocked


and for starting another thread on the subject I'm going to put your balls through a hand mincer Twisted Evil
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #134324018th Sep 2014 9:27 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73007

Ukraine 

That's where the Wesminster ELITE come from isn't it. Is DT really DC? Shocked

Laughing
   
Post #134324118th Sep 2014 9:28 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Discotres
 


Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
Posts: 8491

Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Shocked

But this is the celebration thread, we have put the doom behind us Wink
  
Post #134324218th Sep 2014 9:29 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73007

Ukraine 

DG wrote:
Discotres wrote:
No capitals please or you will face the wrath of the mods Shocked

And no video links or you will be sent to hell Shocked


and for starting another thread on the subject I'm going to put your balls through a hand mincer Twisted Evil


A worthwhile sacrifice. Laughing Laughing
   
Post #134324318th Sep 2014 9:30 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Discotres
 


Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
Posts: 8491

Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

Shocked
  
Post #134324418th Sep 2014 9:30 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73007

Ukraine 

Snigger
   
Post #134324518th Sep 2014 9:31 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Farmer Chalk
 


Member Since: 07 Mar 2013
Location: Independent Republic of Kentishshire.
Posts: 4192

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

I'd buy a ticket! Very Happy
  
Post #134324718th Sep 2014 9:33 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
DG
Site Moderator 


Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50977

Wales 

I forgot to say that the exercise would be carried out while they are still attached to you Twisted Evil
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #134324918th Sep 2014 9:35 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 73007

Ukraine 

That'll smart! Shocked
   
Post #134325018th Sep 2014 9:37 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
euangibson
 


Member Since: 24 Dec 2010
Location: Borders
Posts: 11027

Scotland 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

DG wrote:
....and for starting another thread on the subject I'm going to put your balls through a hand mincer Twisted Evil


£10 to Plaid Cymru if I can have a go Thumbs Up
 "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak out and remove all doubt" ?.....what rubbish...

Locking rear E-diff
RLD spare wheel protector & sump guard
Extended roof rails
Series 111 mudflaps
Black side tubes,grill and vents
Timed climate remote
Hids4u interior lights

D4 Firenze my2012 HSE
D3 Java 2005 SE manual (sold,sadly,thanks for the memories)
1966 '88 Series 2a....still starts in the morning better than I do... 
 
Post #134325318th Sep 2014 9:41 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
DG
Site Moderator 


Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50977

Wales 

Ahhhh I feel better now ....carry on Rolling Eyes Wink
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #134325518th Sep 2014 9:41 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Discotres
 


Member Since: 25 Jan 2010
Location: London
Posts: 8491

Scotland 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 GS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

I feel like I have been salmoned Shocked
  
Post #134325618th Sep 2014 9:42 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Disco_Mikey
 


Member Since: 29 May 2007
Location: Dundee, Scotland
Posts: 20822

Scotland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Slavered a lot of Censored ?
 My D3 Build Thread

TDV8 Retrofit Build Thread 
 
Post #134332318th Sep 2014 11:14 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Send e-mail Reply with quote
DiskoStew
 


Member Since: 15 Apr 2013
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 650

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Iguana wrote:
Great news and thanks for the update DT - I have no bubbly, only some Thatchers Gold in the fridge, will pour myself a glass now Thumbs Up


Thatcher's Gold - 0904 hours? Is your inner Scot surfacing? Rolling with laughter
 A shapely pair of legs is one thing but a nice bum is not to be sniffed at.

-------------------------------------------------------------------
Cubby fridge - tick
Sans Tango Headlights - tick
Colour coded wheel arches - tick
Bearmach side steps - tick
Handcrafted spare wheel protector - tick
EGR's blanked - tick
RRS grille mod - tick
E-Prance dash-cam - tick
HIDS4U Xenon upgrades - tick
LEDs all round - tick
Danhag-Pro GSM - tick
Pimp tint - tick 
 
Post #134340118th Sep 2014 1:03 pm
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Farmer Chalk
 


Member Since: 07 Mar 2013
Location: Independent Republic of Kentishshire.
Posts: 4192

England 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Tangiers OrangeDiscovery 3

For those who were kept up last night in the South of England by what you thought was a massive series of thunderstorms the local police have told me it was a series of loud explosions centring on Westerham. It was like the Blitz all over again, one elderly resident said. There were searchlights constantly piercing the night sky.
Insiders reveal a series of armoured Land Rover Discoveries attending a local Scottish ball at the country estate belonging to a reclusive pop star . A reveller who has just left the party just commented' DT is totally off his face, his Disco is at that bottom of the swimming pool, the Exocet rockets were the best fireworks I've ever seen and the Cree torch searchlights were brilliant!'
Reports from the area conclude the party is still continuing.....
  
Post #134401419th Sep 2014 7:25 am
View user's profile Send private message View poster's gallery Reply with quote
Display posts from the last:  
Post Reply Back to top
Page 2 of 3 <123>
Jump to:  
Previous Topic | Next Topic >


Posting Rules
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



DISCO3.CO.UK Copyright © 2004-2024 Futuranet Ltd & Martin Lewis
DISCO3.CO.UK RSS Feed - All Forums

DISCO3.CO.UK is independent and not affiliated to Land Rover.
Switch to Mobile Site